Coming soon
The wheelchair-mounted battering ram.
Greet your neighbours before they see you with our personalisable(?) whiteboard gimp mask with 3 pens.
Cripple not included just your mum.
But she is disabled now.
THANKS TO OUR PATENTED INSTA-CRIPPLE MIX
Blue flavour.
Just mix 5 parts to 1 part water.
May smell like bleach and paintstripper.