YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BLUE HAIR TAKE THAT CONVENTIONALITY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STUDY FOR THAT ALGEBRA TEST MOM
Drew is the best example of how CoolFinders can help YOU remain hip.
I guess after she destroyed Confederacy of Dunces she had to kick it up a notch. Hipster rollerderby is the closest she could get.
|Arnold Es Numero Uno |
Is there going to be a hamburger phone in this movie, too?
|Meatsack Jones |
Still better than GI Joe, Transformers 2, or Fame though.
"I want to be a unique, punky individual...just like ALL of my friends."
So the secret to this troubled young girl who just doesn't fit in is...
This is the secret to her happiness and lifetime fulfillment.
By 30 years old she will be a methed out zombie.
Missing the twee tag.
why didn't the record scratch to let me know my normal conventions were about to be turned on their ear?
Arnold Es Numero Uno
"Ellen Page is your typical teenager. She has overbearing parents, a spunky best friend...and absolutely no direction in life. That is, until she discovers the underground world of woman's roller derby racing! But now, she's about to find out that the life only moves as fast as you can skate from it! This summer, the only rolling at the derby will be you...IN THE AISLES OF YOUR LOCAL CINEMA!"
"The directorial debut of Drew Barrymore"
Uh huh...right. Translation: "THE FIRST UNIT DIRECTOR MADE THE WHOLE THING"
I'm guessing this is how an average day on the set went:
"Uhh..how do you, like, you know do that think where the camera sort of moves and follows the person who's acting?"
"You mean a tracking shot?"
"Here, let me do it for you."
"Cool! I'm gonna go read some magazines or something! Tell me when it's time to shout ACTION!"
Fuck all you guys, I fully intend to watch this awesomely fun and empowering movie.
This is clearly the roller derby film I have been waiting for.
|Spit Spingola |
I'm glad I don't have to watch more than the trailer. Mark Mothersbaugh apparently got fired from this movie after Drew Barrymore stood him up several times in the recording studio.
Maybe this movie will rise the roller derby popularity, just like Top Gun did it for the army and gay volleyball tournaments.
|Testicles of Doom |
Well, at least it is giving Alia Shawkat a paycheck.
Unfortunately, it's giving Jimmy Fallon and Eve a paycheck also.
I will five star the trailer, but i am -5 from the movie itself for playing Weezer and not Jim Croce's Roller Derby Queen.
The absolute best thing about this will be all the roller derby hipsters who get pissed off that now Middle America knows about their goofy hobby.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This looks like what I call an 80s now movie. It's a movie pretending to be an 80s movie but set in the now. Anachronistic and slightly dizzying, but I will watch nonetheless because I am unashamed to love Drew Barrymore.
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