More like Chairman of the Bored
This movie probably reached an intellectual level greater than anything the Scary Movie franchise ever reached.
THAT'S A LOT OF SNAPPLE.
ROB SCHNEIDER DERP DEE DERP!
UNTIL OOOONNNE DAAAAAAY....
I was surprised there wasn't a Record Scratch in this trailer.
This is a terrible, terrible movie. I remembering seeing it on USA network once in college. I felt like I'd been ripped off and wanted my money back.
Just imagine the hell that would result from your boss forcing you to have a luau every Wednesday.
At the production company (Trimark) that released this, we had Hawaiian Shirt Day every Wednesday. Does that count?
|The Townleybomb |
OK, OK. So this didn't really deserve to win Best Picture.
Where's the shingle
Needs a remake with Nicolas Cage.
Rodents of Unusual Size
He could invent an inflatable Nicholas Cage with three sound variations...just like the real one!
Carrot Top: the poor man's Pauley Shore
The answer to the question, "what kind of movies do redheads star in?" is this and Thunder Pants with Rupert Grint.
My redhead hangs in shame.
Hell is a neverending marathon of this movie, The Pest starring John Leguizamo and The Love Guru.
I was working at Trimark when they released this POS and proved to everybody they were only interested in B-movies if they couldn't get C.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I can't remember when, where, or with whom I saw this with. What I do remember is that we stopped watching at the scene in the post-it note factory because everyone was furious with the movie at that point.
The Platonic Idea of awful flash in the pan comedians' cinema.
It feels like it was not made by humans, but by alien intelligences attempting to mimic human movies. They place in jokes and character archetypes without actually understanding what any of it means or how it could possibly entertain. Every actor in the film is a homunculus, with no soul or thought beyond that of a animatronic dummy. The scriptwriter was a machine making cut-ups of the scripts of the worst comedies of the past 30 years. The director is a monster with bloodstained claws and apathy for everything done around it. The producer stood from its perch for thousands of years while watching and hating the light of humanity. Carrot Top is a silicon based life-form that mocks every good effort of man, like a virus grown enormous and wearing a funny hat and doing funny walks; it is blasphemous.
also the grips and make up artists were real jerks
|Ethical Rapist |
I wonder if he had started shaving his pubes at this time this was filmed...I guess I'll never know.
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