Zoos. Church. Summer Camp. Uncomfortable, awkward wedding nights. Pornos they confiscate from their own children. The way people used to learn, damn it!
What is this? Youre saying I can't bang random women on the hood of my car in the park? What is this 1984 NWO? They're stealing our liberties, people! We're all slaves!
See, see right in front of the child innocently playing with a ball! The totally random, not-scripted-whatsoever child that just happened to walk in front of the camera as we were filming, showing a slice of Apple Pie Americana that juxtaposes wonderfully with the smut and indecency we're exploiting. Really, she was totally random.