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Desc:A Jeffrey Dahmer butchering device, with bonus Nannerpuss cameo.
Category:Advertisements, Science & Technology
Tags:Sonic Blade, Tomorrows Crimes Today, Nannerpuss
Submitted:cognitivedissonance
Date:07/23/09
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
RIFTS FUTURE IS HERE

FUCKIN' RUN
NewHeavenSalesman
Alternative horrible nerd comment:

"My old progressive knife just ended up smooshing the angel's core, and who wanted that? Thanks, Sonic Blade! I won't run away any more!"

Chinballs
Vibroblades! Whats next, chainswords, powerfists, electrowhips?

Chibisuke
How the hell could you eat a sandwich that big WITHOUT smooshing it?
THA SUGAH RAIN
"we've all done that"
No, no we have not. I have never eaten a sandwich with 5 pieces of bread and tried to cut it by pressing a knife against it.

Cube
Besides he really had to struggle to mess up the cutting, it was going just fine with the regular knife.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
"Watching daytime TV and somehow unable or unwilling or unknowing enough to use an actual sharp knife with a sawing motion? You need to spend on our half baked tool! Only plus handling, lines open now."

NO Grandma, this is how the first cat died. remember?
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
"Even if you've never used a knife before."

Huh?
Crucifried
Cheese is hard to cube? What?
poples
Holy shit! It cuts RIGHT THROUGH bread and cheese!
BHWW
It cuts right through bread and cheese like they were hot butter! No other knife can do this!

Louis Armstrong
I thought Jeffery Dahmer was cornholed with a broomstick, not butchered.
Jeriko-1
Bonus Yogg Saron at 3:12!
chairsforcheap
do you really think anyone is going to get that reference?

Chalkdust
I got it! I liked it.

This knife is stupid.

cognitivedissonance
No idea how it's different from a normal electric knife.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Turns out it's really really loud.

Caminante Nocturno
SONICU BURADO!
Comeuppance
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/you_need_the_twist_o_matic
Charon
First he says that angel food cake is the hardest food in the world to cut. Then he says cheese is the hardest. He's not even listening to himself.

The stuffed French toast actually is a pretty killer idea. I'll give him that.
Comeuppance
To be fair, he said cheese was the hardest to CUBE.

chumbucket
of course, what they forget or neglect to tell you is it sounds like grandma's vibrator every time you use it
phalsebob
Wow! This is super great! Do you have any products that can get food in my mouth automatically, without me having to use my gangly appendages?
8bitwintermute
If it can cut all those things so easily, how does it know to stop when it gets to the cutting board? Why doesn't it cleave that in two, and then carry on down through the worksurface, burrowing deep into the mantle of the earth? Can anyone answer THAT?
Ranma X.
Yay! An inferior, retarded alternative to a electric knife!
Kumquatxop
WEINERPUS
Gill_Sans
http://www.octodog.net/

Gill_Sans
also
http://www.nipponham.co.jp/winny/kazari/index.html

Urist
Yes but.. can it cut through a copper pipe?
namtar
Who has a sonic kitchen knife?

Who looks at a knife and thinks, "Woo, this could be a little more sonic."?

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