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Desc:This is why we can't have nice things
Category:Horror, Arts
Tags:wedding, white people, autotune, chris brown
Submitted:azazel
Date:07/23/09
Views:4749
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Comment count is 84
Old_Zircon - 2009-07-23
Oh. Oh no.
zatojones - 2009-07-23
remember when people understood solemnity and decorum? yeah me neither
Ranma X. - 2009-07-23
I'd be happy if they just understood abstract concepts such as "choreography" and "practice".

Xiphias - 2009-07-23
fuck solemnity and fuck decorum

foopants - 2009-07-24
fuck your father and fuck your mother

Chinballs - 2009-08-14
FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

sliggy - 2009-07-23
This would have been utterly charming if they had done it on the reception. Apparently, when you're getting married in a CHURCH it's not about God it's really about YOU.
Charles - 2009-10-03
Marriage is never really about god anway.

Wombles - 2010-04-27
Yeah, he never shows.

Ridiculous, but they're having such fun I'd feel curmudgeonly judging them.

Riskbreaker - 2009-07-23
These people watched too many Hugh Grant movies. All this just to see the couple split in less than a year.
TeenerTot - 2009-07-23
Nearly my thought exactly!
"Someone's been watching too many British romantic comedies" I said to m'self.

Wander - 2009-07-23
I don't know, I can see the effort the friends put into this guilting the couple into a few extra months of staying together.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-07-28
and that's really all marriages should be - just a set of financial and emotional expenses that keep two people together that openly resent and secretly loathe each other for just a couple years longer

dueserpenti - 2009-07-23
It's fine, they won't be married for long anyway.

P.S. Kill whitey, take ten, etc.
APE_GOD - 2010-01-03
Black people provide the tepid dime-a-dozen autotune dance music: white people provide the awkward floundering dance moves.

Thank you, America.

azazel - 2009-07-23
i think it goes without saying that this wedding happened in either Long Island or Jersey. nowhere else are there enough fist-pumpers to choreograph a masterpiece this complex.
foopants - 2009-07-24
+5 fillion danillion

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-23
Yes. Ten thousands times yes. I'm taking notes.
The Townleybomb - 2009-07-23
I can't figure out whether I hate this or the fatty pagan marriage people more.
CharlesSmith - 2009-07-24
Yeah fuck people for enjoying themselves. If it doesn't work for you, then by-God it won't work for anyone!

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-06
Furry weddings, Townley.

Defend THAT ONE CharlesSmith

IrishWhiskey - 2009-07-23
If it was in a different setting, with better music, I would think this was a brilliant idea.

But hell, as long as they're having fun, they can make their wedding as much of a travesty as they want.
theSnake - 2009-07-23
If you were in the wedding party and they came to you with this idea, would there be any conceivable way of getting out of it?
zatojones - 2009-07-23
I have a feeling anyone who thinks this is a good idea for a wedding ceremony wouldn't have friends who thought otherwise about it or probably much of anything else

phalsebob - 2009-07-23
My stomach clenched in empathic embarrassment when the music started. When they started dancing I felt humiliated just for seeing it.
Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-07
OMG i understand completely!

mon666ster - 2009-07-23
I can't watch this. This is too horrible for words.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-23
Who put a stick up your collective ass? This looks like a riot, every person in this video is having a fantastic time with life. Were you just disappointed that no one fell and broke a bone or there wasn't a cat running across the floor or what?
fatatty - 2009-07-23
I'm with SUGAH. This is the best thing white people have done in a while. In my experience weddings fucking blow, and this is definitely a step up. Maybe I'm just not cynical enough.

IrishWhiskey - 2009-07-23
Crunking Club Music Weddings
Creed and U2 based Worship
Baby Bratz Birthday Parties
Juggalo Baby Funerals

People have the right to involve their cultural icons into significant moments of their lives. And they have every right to be made fun of for it.

Charles - 2009-10-03
As long as they have fun

mashedtater - 2009-07-23
i thought it was great. i hope they stay together forever.
mashedtater - 2009-07-23
now im not saying i like the music, ew.

Sean Robinson - 2009-07-23
Holy fuck do I ever approve.
Foolish Motorcycle Accident - 2009-07-23
I HATE YOUNG PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME ANYWHERE BUT ALSO ESPECIALLY NOT A CHURCH

CHURCH IS NOT ABOUT SMILING

FUCK THESE PEOPLE
sliggy - 2009-07-23
Do you ever form an opinion on something before you read whatever everybody else has said, and just take the contrary position to the majority?

Foolish Motorcycle Accident - 2009-07-23
Yes, sliggy, I'm just a troll and not somebody who saw this video after everyone else had already commented. Also trolls: everyone else who disagreed with you.

Why can't people have fun in a church? Why do all weddings have to be the way you wanted your wedding?

foopants - 2009-07-24
BECAUSE OF @^#%$ ?>:~(|)

Aelric - 2009-07-23
Fuck you all. This is awesome. If you are a traditionalist, go fuck yourself, this is great. Fun is fun, even if you don't approve.
zatojones - 2009-07-23
Next time you're at a funeral, try and start a wave

James Woods - 2009-07-23
This video is pure propaganda. These people are all actually Jewish.
baumer - 2009-07-23
AN AFFRONT TO G-D
Cleaner82 - 2009-07-23
My father and stepmother got married at an Elvis chapel. They'd been together 15 years and they've been together 10 since.

Relax.

The idea that marriage has to be deadly serious has endured for centuries, and so has a tradition of horrible loveless unions in which death or divorce are the only forms of relief. So maybe let them give the dancing a shot, yes?
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-23
Yes.

TeenerTot - 2009-07-23
My reading found abut three comments that were disparaging. Three out of twenty something.
So YOU ALL RELAX!!!

gotterdamm - 2009-07-23
Gay people can't get married because they'd ruin the sanctity of THIS?
Chalkdust - 2009-07-23
five stars

chumbucket - 2009-07-23
no words no wordse...they should have, sniff, sent a poet...sniff snort blubber
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-23
This guy totally fooled you. He goes everywhere like this.
Freeman Gordon - 2009-07-23
Imagine the church filled with Japanese turists with camereas, I'd pay a good price to see such a thing, and their Japanese peoples face expression.
Xiphias - 2009-07-23
you know if I was in the same room as this I would probably want to kill myself, but good on them for having fun and being free
Cleaner82 - 2009-07-23
All my positive comments would be rescinded if somebody asked me to dance down the aisle in a tan vest. I would skip the country.

charmlessman - 2009-07-23
My sister is getting married in 2 days. If she does anything remotely like this, I will get up from my seat and slap her in the mouth.
Kumquatxop - 2009-07-23
white people will attempt to rhythm-clap to ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
bongoprophet - 2009-07-23
I know there is a Billy Idol joke to be had here but I can't think of a good one for the life of me...

Hey little sister what have you done?

nah...
raeshaldis - 2009-07-23
An update from twenty-something America: these are what we like to call "hipsters." They chose this music specifically because it is bad. Their entire lives revolve around irony. That is why they did this in the first place.

That being said, I totally approve.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-23
Also from twenty-something american: No. You couldn't be more wrong. These are not hipsters. These are people who genuinely like this music and wanted to choreograph a dance to it. Look at the kinds of people dancing, specifically the wife. She is clearly a girl who has been to more than one club and enjoyed it.

raeshaldis - 2009-07-25
Or you could look at the sunglasses. Seriously, the only people I have EVER seen wear these are fucking hipsters.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-01
It's sort of refreshing to see someone that's so far removed from Long Islanders that they'd treat their fashion and behavior with skepticism.

rev.dinosaur - 2009-08-14
rapeshaldis, are you kidding? maybe two years ago this was the case, but terrible plastic sunglasses have long since become the compulsory choice of so many people attempting to be fashionable. Also note: all of the men are far too chunky to be hipsters.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-10-19
irony would never do this to me.

Fatwacker - 2009-10-23
I'd give it a 6 if I could.

SecretJunk - 2009-07-23
I don't care if they're doing it to break the ice with the in-laws. This looks like a retarded credit roll to a Lynch film.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-24
The best retarded Lynch film EVER.

Hooper_X - 2009-07-31
Really? Felt more like a Wes Anderson by-way-of-MTV Films ending to me.

Dr Dim - 2009-07-23
The two girls and handstand guy tipped the balance. That was wonderful. Very embarrassing for everyone involved and hard to watch at times, but wonderful.
teethsalad - 2009-07-24
black hole of dignity
Volbard - 2009-07-24
I liked it, dancing isn't just for people who are awesome at dancing. Also, I want doublemint gum now.
citrusmirakel - 2009-07-25
I don't hate this. It could have been shorter, but I do like five-starring videos that cause the more sad of the posters to put on their Hipster Hate Hats.

I swear to god, somewhere out there is a guy in a GoBots t-shirt who molested a third of the PoE posters in their formative years, and now they're taking it out on EVERYONE.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-29
This video is my happy place.

Well this and living in the cayman fucking islands.
stage - 2009-07-29
good video.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-01
There is nothing specific to white people in this. Also, not that it hasn't been said already, but...fun. it exists. have it.
Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-08-03
I hate the music, but I love these people.
Goethe and ernie - 2009-08-27
I lasted less than a minute. Utterly horrific. It's real, right? I mean, people actually did this? At a wedding? That's five stars right there.
kwash - 2009-10-04
CLAP TO THE BEAT

OH GOD
Hooper_X - 2009-11-12
They are going to show this to their grandchildren one day.

"Grandma and Grandpa? You guys were fucking gay."
Hooper_X - 2009-11-12
TURNS OUT IT WAS AN ELABORATE STUNT BY THE CAST OF "THE OFFICE"
APE_GOD - 2010-01-03
I thought gay weddings were illegal
frau_eva - 2010-01-15
Whatever. Aren't we supposed to have fun at weddings? Seriously, most of you guys are athiests, so why are you acting as if some big scary man is going to be angry with you unless your wedding is properly somber?
APE_GOD - 2010-01-17
Oh you thought we were upset because this was indecent.

That's cute.
ashtar. - 2010-05-06
My mom emailed a link to this video to me.
FABIO - 2010-07-25
Worse than a hundred years of electric slides and chicken dances.
Rape Van Winkle - 2010-12-02
This made me tear up.

FIVE STARS FOREVER!
joelkazoo - 2011-02-01
When my atheist cousin married his atheist wife, they had their wedding march set to "The Rainbow Connection", and their recessional was "The Muppet Show" closing theme, complete with a Statler and Waldorf stinger. That was 7 years ago, and they couldn't be happier. I think it helps they chose not to have kids.


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