Good luck finding green slave women to fuck in a library, Kirk.

Actually, I'm kidding. Try to be there on alternate Tuesdays, that's when the green slave women have their book club. Most of them are recently divorced, so they're pretty easy to pick up.

"Agreed, captain. Perhaps a more sedentary line of work would have kept us from meeting such poorly animated monsters."

I work in a library, and it's not less dangerous at all. I would take armed monsters over a lot of patrons.

The TNG edits guy really needs to get his hands on this show.

. . . that was kind of unexpectedly awesome.

0:15

http://www.leisuretown.com/library/lotd/index.html

Giddyup Chopsticks!

My daughter LOVES this show.