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Desc:Wasted porn star goes on a rampage over a lost phone. Great final words.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Humor
Tags:cell phone, porn, meltdown, pornstar, tanner mayes
Submitted:Dr Dim
Date:07/27/09
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Comment count is 52
gotterdamm
Let's play What Was the Whore Stoned On.

My money says it was coke.
zatojones
no too slurred. probably oxy

StanleyPain
The drug could also be something called "bad acting" since this is likely faked. It's probably an extra on the DVD or something, since fakey humiliation shit is now all the rage in most mainstream porn.

CaptainJesusHood
Seriously dude? If this shit is faked send it to the Academy in an envelope marked "For Your Consideration."

Smellvin
This furthers my theory that there's just about nothing less sexy than a porn star.
mashedtater
More so when they talk.

mamiebangs
LESBIAN BUKKAKE?!?!?!



Also, klonopin, percs, and a glass of white zin.
delicatessen
Lesbian Bukkake 15. Preceded by 14 other Lesbian Bukkake prequels.

I think she was merely high on life!

Doctor Arcane
I usually don't watch lesbian porn, but now I'm curious.

Doctor Arcane
According to wiki:

Lesbian Bukkake

Lesbian bukkake is a film series where several women take turns ejaculating on one woman.[22] The behavior of Lesbian Bukkake in film is listed as one of the many that are an example of "contemporary hardcore pornography."[23] Because most women do not ejaculate during orgasm, pornographic films that purport to depict female ejaculation may actually show female orgasmic incontinence, or deliberate urination.[24][25][26][27]

Xenocide
You really need 14 prequels to explore the true depth of the lesbian bukkake saga. George Lucas insists he planned it that way from the beginning.

baleen

Actually I'd only watch the first 4 volumes if I were you. In the following titles we sort of lose interest in the trials and tribulations of the lesbians and it all becomes rather forced.

jangbones
I can't masturbate to this.
SecretJunk
You need to see it as a challenge.

Screwtape
You're not trying hard enough.

Tuan Jim
W-what?!?

Did you SEE that guy with the glasses, facial hair and sunburn?

Or the stocky guy with the sunburn?



That's it, turn in your man card. It's been revoked.

Louis Armstrong
Ah, the porn star break down. A new fetish is born.

KnowFuture
Can't...or WON'T?


rawelkij
Butthead.
millerman13
Her parting words make this worth the 5. Why are we supposed to think that her not quitting porn is the good thing here?
Hooker
It's your opinion that porn could use less women?

Tuan Jim
Or that porn uses women.

OH SHIT.


Which reminds me: Back in college, there was an angry, angry feminist woman who set up her crusade against porn table on campus day after day in the spring.

She had a giant laminated picture of some naked chick in some uncomfortable looking bondage from what appeared to be a '70's Hustler. She also had a "PORN HURTS WOMEN" sign.

I tried to sign her petition or whatever once, mostly to give me an excuse to see what the fuck was going on at her table (many, many articles which you could not touch).

She demanded a donation if you wanted to sign.

She always wore a trenchcoat.

The End.

The Townleybomb
Did you go to school in DC? There was a very similar woman there when I was in school. Don't know if you had to pay to sign it, since she spend most of her time screaming about how horrible gay men were. Guess she shouldn't have set her stand up in Dupont....

phalsebob
Tuan, she was only angry because she wasn't filled with your dick.

cognitivedissonance
This is why I prefer the gentlemen.
snothouse
Did anyone notice "headmaster" on the door?
GoneGirl
HEADMASTER!

Riskbreaker
The pink cross people will go nuts over this.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Would.
Tuan Jim
I hope she quits porn because of him, too.



Not to be all pink cross, but wtf, that is not a healthy profession and I'd rather generally see a pretty young woman make something of herself that didn't emotionally and psychologically fuck her over.



Ok, off to look up her porn vids.
Rodents of Unusual Size
What a delightful young lady.
NineEleven
Really?? Really?? Really??
hornung
is she one of the dead ones from the other video?
Rodents of Unusual Size
No, but just give it some time.

ZugZug
Another fine video from THEJERKOFFZONE.COM
Camonk
As great as the video itself was, all my stars are for my favorite comments thread in weeks. Personal anecdotes, definitions, even a Lucas joke in there.
Caminante Nocturno
If she had been naked during this it would have been the perfect porn for me.
mashedtater
i wish i could finish it, but i am already delighted at what i have seen.
Dr. Smooth
You mean you already came.


oddeye
She looks so sexy when she is angry. I wish I was her bf so she could come home and have another meltdown.... while riding my penis!!

Then we could film that and the circle would be complete.
zatojones
I have a feeling that her circle will end not in angry sex but with several empty bags of meth and someone being stabbed in their sleep.

Rudy
"Who's Johnny?" she says
and slurs in her special way
"Who's Johnny?" she says
She lost her cell phone
"Who's Johnny?" she says
He said he'd fix it
You made her quit pooooorn!
revdrew
Nice.

Pillager
I wouldn't miss her.

She's too flat.


Pillager
What?

I like some flesh on my women.

GeneralJameson
Too bad she was not gettin in the Cash Cab

Sammy Barnathan
It's always in the last place you look.
gorch
Well, she seems nice.
lucienpsinger
It's difficult, when she's going through the house/studio, not to imagine every possible surface encrusted in spooge.
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