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Desc:The lettuce is purely perfunctory.
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:fat, diabetes, simply sara, thats no moon, PLOP PLOP
Submitted:cognitivedissonance
Date:07/28/09
Views:2410
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Comment count is 34
urbanelf - 2009-07-28
I don't know... could have used half a bag of sugar and a bucket of condensed milk.
cognitivedissonance - 2009-07-28
Call me a Yanqui, but round my parts, spices aren't used that way.
SolRo - 2009-07-28
she's trying to balance out the strong flavor of chicken breast meat

HankFinch - 2009-07-28
When she says things like "I'm using chicken, buy you can use whatever you want, beef, pork turkey" I continue with an old blanket, a roll of paper towels (cubed), fillet of felt...

It doesn't matter, it will all taste like 1 (2-3) tablespoons of 9 things you can't really identify


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-28
This sort of resembles a recipe...but I can't make it out past all the mumbling.

Speak up, Sarah: Plain and Fat!
Sudan no1 - 2009-07-28
I've never seen tea used like that.

I might have to actually try this one out of morbidly obese curiousity
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-07-28
Maybe chuck in some raw cashews instead of peanuts and use the heart of a lettuce, shredded, and make a regular tortilla wrap and I don't know, it might be good.

Camonk - 2009-07-28
Strong tea or coffee make great replacements for boring ol' water in a lot of things.

Also, fuck you, toasted peanuts are hell of delicious in some Chinese--or in this case faux-Chinese-sort-of-tasting--food.

PS: She's fat

Hooker - 2009-07-28
I love her measurements. "A tee-spoon of [indecipherable]" *adds two tablespoons*

That's some fat cognitive dissonance.
jangbones - 2009-07-28
"papareeka"

C. Eloi Marx - 2009-07-28
"pepery-ka"

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-07-28
Pinch of salt

WHUMP

cognitivedissonance - 2009-07-28
I AM NOT.

simon666 - 2009-07-28
TOO MUCH SESAME OIL!

Hooker - 2009-08-01
Huh. I didn't even realize what the username of the guy that submitted this was.

Comeuppance - 2009-07-28
One minute in, and she's short for breath.
Then again, who wouldn't be after all that stirring?
Torture the Artist - 2009-07-28
For like two seconds I thought, "Why film this with a fisheye lens?" Twist ending: her head is just impossibly horrible in a way that deceives human perceptions.
rawelkij - 2009-07-28
The taco has come a long way.
CornOnTheCabre - 2009-07-28
It's sad, for every culturally important or politically charged video that's posted here - the videos that always seem to inspire the most entertaining comments are the ones about fat people
rawelkij - 2009-07-28
But they've just got so much to offer.

glendower - 2009-07-28
I couldn't make it to the end, but if she used lettuce, I'm pissed.
spikestoyiu - 2009-07-28
Seriously this woman's skin must be so exhausted.
enki don't - 2009-07-28
I'll say it until it's becomes a reality- needs a:
"That's no moon" tag.
Enjoy - 2009-07-28
God bless us, every one!

enki don't - 2009-07-29
You've made this a very special day for me, and I thank you. Long may this tag bring joy to all.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-28
Wtf doesn't she get about measurements. Even someone pretending to be a youtube chef should at the very fucking least understand what a tablespoon is.
millerman13 - 2009-07-28
Has one else ever wondered who is filming all this fattery?!
Enjoy - 2009-07-28
... HER CONJOINED TWIN ...

Menudo con queso - 2009-07-28
It took me three hours to get a minute and twelve seconds through this, can't make it any further.
Mister Shady - 2009-07-31
Somebody needs to send her measuring cups and measuring spoons. Somehow 3 tablespoons of mumbleberry sauce turned into 10 tablespoons.
blackmetallic - 2009-07-31
well I liked the soundtrack...thats paprika dumpin music ya heard
bluiker - 2009-08-02
It's in the Chinese, around the Asian, culture.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-09-16
There's more paprika then chicken, thank god the cinnamon and Ms. Dash are there to balance it out.

Are those peanuts...whole?
pastorofmuppets - 2009-09-16
* than chicken

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