In the hopper this had me at the rasta chicken suit before I realized it was an everything is terrible edit.
how the hell was this even pitched
I assume that in California there are people who do a job not unlike a stock portfolio manager. We'll call these guys "entertainment brokers". Rich investors give the entertainment broker money, and he turns around and uses that money to find people who will produce for him a product. If he makes the right choices the movie, album or DVD featuring a farm themed yoga course for children that gets produced sells well enough to make a profit. This profit is redistributed to his investors and he keeps a share for himself. To the people who paid for it this thing was probably nothing more than a figure in a ledger, and if didn't make money perhaps the next one will. The fact that in the process of their business our cultural landscape will be littered with the wreckage of things like this abomination makes no difference to them - in the end it's just a commodity.
This was obviously a PBS creation from the 80s, it didn't take much to get it on air.
|Sick Man |
They've had some major creeps on EIT before but this is on a whole new level. I felt physically ill.
And I was wondering whether you would be the one to submit this, Caminante.
1:19 will haunt me for a while.
I read "Yoga Flamers" and I was picturing a lot of Dhalsims. :(
"I will meditate and then milk a cow or two"
This isn't real. I don't believe this. Vegetable vegetable vegetable! OK... who is "everything is terrible?" I guess I better Google it.
ARE YOU BREEEEEEEEEATHING CHRISTIAN
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Jack's dad from Lost really needs a better agent.
0:54 - is this guy supposed to look super healthy?
CONWAY TWITTY NOOOOOOOOOO
He seemed to enjoy hugging those kids a little bit too much.
I was gonna make fun of his craggy face and windblown oldman hair do, but then I realized he's like three times my age and is probably only at the halfway mark of his long, lonely life.
Fuck this guy. At least I can drink shitloads of tequila.
|Jimmy Labatt |
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
This is bad from every angle you see it.
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