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Desc:Chris-Chan shows off his high school Spanish.
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:Chris-Chan, che hoto, pobrecito, virgen con rabia
Submitted:MaulLove
Date:07/30/09
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ASubmarineSandwich
Rating withheld until someone here can translate what I assume is his broken Spanish.
MaulLove
Taken from:
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Captain%27s_Log%2C_St ardate_July_29th%2C_2009#Addendum

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.

And during class I recieved the nickname I use on the internet "Ricardo". Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo. Remember the pokesite of RWC with CWC pokesite 2 CWC bionicle site and original Sonichu site.

I'm gonna bet you impostor that you didn't graduate from your high school. Really? I the real Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler not only did I graduate from Manchester High School [shows his high school diploma] with my diploma. My basketball diploma from my freshman year [shows his stupid diploma] Stupid.. You are stupid!

Not only with them but with my honor roll points, good!

And how was it that I wrote the comedians (Translator's note: He actually says comedians, instead of comics) of Sonichu Rosechu and me?

I went to PVCC for my title, certificate of CADD [Shows a couple of diplomas, second one of the them with his stupid Chris-chan drawing holding Megan) I received a very good diploma in June 2006.

Where is your title from Manchester High? Where is your certifica... your certificate from PVCC for CADD? WHERE ARE THEY? You don't have them... You don't have them right?

You don't have them, I have them. I am the real Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. So please, for eve... for all time in the future and now. Leave this damned game, you stupid dumb impostor.

Also, please respond in good spanish, if not good? You are not real, you are the impostor, respond in english? NOT GOOD NOT GOOD YOU DUMB IMPOSTOR!!!

Peace

Toenails
The notable thing about this video is that he retains his verbal ticks and stutters in Spanish.
Riskbreaker
Vi lo que hizo ahi.
Repomancer
Chris wouldn't understand a single word of Spanish if he heard it spoken. His grammar and pronunciation were pure CWC English. Also: "bueño." (The word is "bueno," Chris.) Hee!
Repomancer
Also, if by "pretty lady" he meant Megan, "señora" is not the word he wanted.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Chris Chan has difficulty with language? Whaaaaaaaa?

Seriously, I just got caught up on his last six or seven videos (at least the ones submitted to POE) and this man's life is about as surreal as it gets. The best videos to me are the ones where he actually interacts with other people...somehow.

delicatessen
Where's the sombrero
Rosebeekee
It's like watching a fat, barely male version of Peggy Hill.
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