|Hooper_X - 2009-07-30 |
It's seven parts long, but here are some highlights:
The first humans were members of the Watusi and Pygmy tribes in Africa, millions of years ago. Adam and Eve were genetically engineered from them about 5000 B.C. Black people have a mystic force inside of them, that's why they don't get skin cancer from the sun, whereas white people do, because they lack this magic force.
And that's just the first two sections.
(Incidentally, Malachi Z. York is now serving a 130+ year federal prison stint for sex trafficking. He also has claimed to be a member of a lost Jewish tribe, a member of the English House of York, a Yamasee Indian, a Nubian from Egypt, a member of the Sudanese royal family, and a goddamned space alien from the planet Rizq. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.)
In his free time he's also a woman.
|KnowFuture - 2009-07-30 |
Best preacher costumery EVER.
Oh, and the crazy words are pretty good, too.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-30 |
Not a single fucking sentence that comes out of his mouth makes any sense. He is the religion equivalent of that Chrysler Encambulator video.
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