|Monkey Napoleon |
Wait!? She's married? I GOTTA see the ham elemental that climbs up Mt. Sarah.
Rodents of Unusual Size
This is a valid theory. Did you mean as in, attached to her, or that she gave birth to one? Because I can imagine either.
I love you for orts.
After reading this, its kinda like I have weird taste in my mouth.
1/4 cup oil quickly turns into 2/3rds or more!
These videos could make anyone quit food fast.
oh neck, may i never take you for granted
Her summation of Italian cuisine is as succinct as the "Oriental" flavored ramen.
Your Internet-Sarcasm-O-Meter is needing its batteries replaced, Cleaner 82.
If 'replaced' means 'not replaced', which I don't think it does.
HOLY SHIT I AM ON FIRE HERE.
OK, I finally heard the camera man's wheezing that someone mentioned in the last simply Sara, wow... and gross.
A jar of minced garlic? How is that economical or not-rancid tasting?
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Like pot, once you reach a certain point with garlic it doesn't taste any more garlicky, all that happens is you stink more and for longer.
And with pot you just end up on a plateau of completely baked and willing to eat whatever Simply Sara has invented.
Eating yourself to death, the American way.
What really gets me is why she puts cilantro in EVERYTHING.
Coriander leaves wouldn't necessarily be out of place in a pasta pomodoro. I'm more confused about why this video exists. You could hardly call this a recipe. Perhaps an assemblage, but it's not particular good looking at that even.
all she ever does is assemble things, really. I've hardly ever seen her make something completely from fresh ingredients.
|Sudan no1 |
if any of her videos deserve the "PLOP PLOP" tag, it's this one.
4:30 is some sort of brown noise. :(
|Operation Cornflakes |
Only heathens, barbarians and slobs break their spaghetti before cooking it.
THA SUGAH RAIN
The heathen religion is not getting the respect it deserves. Please be more considerate in your comments. There was a very angry man in some video in the hopper who was that his heathen way got no respect.
Even though the recipe isn't all that bad, the fact that SHE made it makes it repulsive.
The recipe is fucking ATROCIOUS.
She uses enough oil to deep fry a couple of twinkies (when all you need is one tablespoon or two tops), and enough Garlic to kill Dracula (I've lived in Italy, I consume lots of garlic, that was waaaay too much garlic). She then adds fresh chopped tomatoes, which would be fine if they had been PEELED first, as the tomato skin in a sauce like that turns terribly acidic and nasty.
Also the spaghetti to sauce ratio should be 1 to 1/4, or 1 to 1/2, she uses about 1/2 to 1 ratio and it's just a fucking gluey, disgusting soup of sorts.
Jesus Christ lady, add some more salt to that sauce why don't you, I don't think the two handfuls you put in were quite heart-stopping enough.
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