I'd just like to remind everyone who may have forgotten that the French midget did off himself in the end.

Suicide is for those over the age of 19. That's why smoking is legal over 18, so that you can start the slow and miserable process of killing yourself.

Of all the people who kill themselves, the teens are best. More teenagers should commit suicide. Chances are, we wouldn't really be missing out on that much from their adulthood.

PS: I guess Everything is Terrible won the tags, at least.

That first kid could pass for Jodie Foster.

Hey hey hey!

This is GOLD Jerry GOLD!

If I was a teen named Derrick Beckles, I'd probably get busy a-suicidin'.

"Tragicomic irony" should be a tag.