This contest manages to be more entertaining than American Idol.

Why is he miming driving a bus for most of this?

OK, I've watched several of these singing contest videos, how is this supposed to help him prove he's the real Chris-chan instead of the imposter?

It's sad how committed this man is to impersonating poor Chris-chan.

I think I can hear the dad turning the television up to drown out the utter disappointment he feels and the mother covering her ears with the filthy pillows she keeps in a pile nearby.

Also, when I first clicked play, the video had 1.5 stars, and when the video ended it had 1.01 stars. For a moment I could see the sheer force of suck in real time.

The kung fu styles of Chris-Chan:
0:47 Driving Like Dad style
0:55 Driving Like Grandma style
1:17 Conestoga Reins style
1:24 Eagle Man style

I just don't know what to believe anymore.