phalsebob In the 80's Asian were spring loaded avatars of destruction, now they cling sadly to life sized pillows of underaged anime girls. Clearly something terrible has happened that they are too polite to talk about.
Cheese It;s like asking a Klingon why they had smooth heads in Kirk's time and ridged ones in Picard's. You can ask, but you'll never get an answer.
Riskbreaker All that time training to become kung fu masters made them neglect their kids.
Syd Midnight Even hopeless geek Data in "Goonies" was a man of action.
BULLY BLINDERS!
baleen This show taught young suburban white boys the value of Chinese people and having Chinese friends.