Is there a scene in the real Twilight where the vampire guy has to suck venom out of his human lover? Because goddamn. There's contrived, and then there's THAT.
Tyrathca I was unfortunate enough to be subjected to this film at a 'friend's' (I term loosely) house recently.
Yes, that happens.
Apparently it "doesn't happen in the book!!!!11one," which is somehow supposed to make things better...