I'm not sure what's going on here, really but 5* for the suppleness.

Nice legs.

This guy is a youtube troll of epic proportions.

I like exercises in fantastical sadism.

Gaybird indeed.

5 stars for 2:11

Neato!

Everyone who has a few minutes:

Please click through to Youtube.

Read the comments.

Vote up the trolls.

You know he wants us to.

Great.

This is amazing.

This is fucking gold-level troll.

Oh if only we could facepunch people on youtube. My knuckles would hurt, that's what.

Apparently this guy is one of Xe's hostage negotiators for when they legally need to attempt a non-violent takedown before they play ball.

I love this man and want to suck on his sweet lactating estrogen nipple.

5 for "I wish we could videotape the look on his face when God spits in it like that."

So masterfully funny and skillfully executed. Impressed!

WHERE HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN HIDING THIS GUY?


He's been going for years and he's BRILLIANT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGVdev-yxk8

Submit more of his stuff now!

i laughed so hard i cried

stars.... Stars! STARS!!!!!!!

You called God an eyeball.

THE INTERNET

"beefy youth ministers"

A BIG FAT HOMO

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wut

yeah that voice was a bit grating but otherwise good

Oh god the ending

My favorite one by far.

The ending made it worthwhile. Reminds me of my youth.

I hope this man is okay and nice people are his friends.

It's sort of like if Son of Sam and Ted Bundy had been part of Kids in The Hall

Yes. Yes. Yes.