I have a vague obsession with soundtracks. If a shit movie has a great soundtrack, I like that movie a lot better. I will play some movie soundtrack over and over again, making various scenes funny, sad, exciting, romantic. Something as mundane as people playing basketball becomes epic!
That said, this is the most dramatically triumphant toilet I have ever seen.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
To be frank, the fact a market exists for a toilet capable of flushing a bucket of Fleshlights makes my mind boggle.
28 condoms filled with flour
1 kilo of clay cut into quarter ounce portions
2 kitchen knives
Roseanne Bar's turd
4 rolled up face towels
And a partridge in a pear tree!
I have yet to see a turd in this video but five stars for the above comments and for demonstrating to me that american toilets are superior to ours.
I think the better question is can you ass handle that for much longer?
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
The problem is that is assumes your pipes are all capable of handling these materials.
Ah... here's your problem. Sixteen water wrigglers. And your pipe is all semen encrusted, but you wouldn't know anything about that would'ya...
So are we encouraging dumb Americans to flush more things that should actually be thrown out in the garbage? Because that's pretty shitty, pun particularly intended.
I haven't the faintest idea why you would need to flush that quantity of material, but then I eat a high fibre diet so what do I know
Not one, but -sixteen- water wigglers!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
We need to invent a new sport to take advantage of this toilet technology.
Perhaps stunt-eating combined with competitive vomiting? Somewhere there's a phenom who can swallow and then vomit 64 ballpoint pens and flush them down the wondertoilet.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Russian Standard is a brand of vodka. American Standard is a brand of toilet.
Five stars for the amusingly disturbing video. I apologize to those who left comments, I wish I had more than five stars to give to you, especially ADnova.
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