Jeriko-1 
I'd like to take a man and lock him in a cell with this thing on the other side of the bars.
I could be out with my friends, at the amusement park or simply eating dinner at a nice restaurant and I would know that I could cause a human 10 miles away to shriek in torment just by entering numbers into a keypad.
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zatojones
why does it play rock-a-bye baby?
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Stog
This is an effective torture device.
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craptacular
WHIRR WHIRR GRIND-GRIND WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR DINGALINGALINGALINGALING
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kelpfoot
I can feel its plasticky, piece-of-shit build quality all the way from here.
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Ponasty
where is the "What Hell sounds like" tag??
this would make me stabby.
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DerangedGoblin
OH DEAR GOD, THE POOR PEOPLE IN THAT BLUE COMPARTMENT.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I like how USB is becoming the signifier of 'terrible crap' in much the way that 'executive' did from the 80s onwards.
USB EXECUTIVE ANTHROPOMORPHIC SINGING iPOPPER POPCORN POPPER, only $49.88
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fluffy
Someone get the ferris wheel! It's been spinning off the hook for hours!
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jyrque
I think my wisdom's teeth just imploded.
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BHWW
The most annoying cellphone/music related thing I've seen and heard since the former co-worker who had Blue October's "Hate Me" as his ringtone.
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