Not much action over there huh?

She can improve her work ethic in my chimney.

I'm sure Fox news is going to use this as proof that Obama is killing the economy, or something like that.

She doesn't just learn about a work ethic, she learns another valuable lesson: the fucking insane bureaucracy of retard sprawl cities and their byzantine permit codes.

It seems every suburban turd city, especially California, is dedicated to making things as complicated as possible.

I'm pretty sure there was a similar story on here a while back, but unfortunately that child was only given a free permit to sell lemonade, rather than a tax funded party.

I like how faceless bureaucrat immediately goes for the safety/it-was-for-the-children angle.

We're gonna put the squeeze on the kid, see. She don't wanna share a piece of the lemon pie, so we's gonna make things sour, see.

TWO FUCKING DOLLARS A GLASS?! Goddamn, kid, you deserve to get shut down for that shit.

She should get her liquor license.

it's amazing how eager everyone is to turn SOMEONE into the bad guy

"Action" news.