Louis Armstrong Having not seen any of his videos why doesn't he just pay for some russian or philipine bride? He gets laid and they get citizen....
Vestigial Johnson He tried that. He had a video where he showed off photos of him in the Philippines with a girl named Relija (s?). He gave no explanation for why it didn't work out. (I wasn't even aware you could fuck that up).
And then he posted a video of him singing over "Losing My Religion" but instead of religion he sang her name. True!