Louis Armstrong - 2009-08-07 Having not seen any of his videos why doesn't he just pay for some russian or philipine bride? He gets laid and they get citizen....
Vestigial Johnson - 2009-08-07 He tried that. He had a video where he showed off photos of him in the Philippines with a girl named Relija (s?). He gave no explanation for why it didn't work out. (I wasn't even aware you could fuck that up).
And then he posted a video of him singing over "Losing My Religion" but instead of religion he sang her name. True!