Needs the "THOSE EYES" tag.

This man has a closet filled with suits made out of human flesh.

This is not a man, it is a 'being'. Or perhaps a construct.

I hate Rick Sanchez, but he gets stars from me for this.

Funny story.
Sounds unbelieveable.
Probably true.
Hurm.

"Sure .7 billion SOUNDS like a lot.

"Unless you're ME. You know what I do with .7 billion? Cause I'll tell you.

"The other day I took a wheelbarrow full of .7 billion over to this old lady's house. She'd been a loyal customer of my insurance company for 20 years, and had just been diagnosed with cancer, and I told her that my insurance company had found a loophole that allowed us to deny her coverage. But it was okay, because I was going to give her .7 billion to make up for it.

"Then I took out a match, lit it, and threw it into the pile of money and made her watch. Then 20 minutes later, after it was all nothing but a pile of ashes, I said 'Oops!' and walked out the door.

"Doing that is the only way I'm able to have an orgasm."

This guy and the "birther" lady sums up the whole thing quite nicely.

Oh Max Headroom, I used to believe in you. What happened?

How is it that this guy isn't used to being called on how evil he is?

See, I really used to feel like a moderate. But it's hard to feel like anything but a bleeding heart liberal after all this garbage.
God damn.

I want to hate Sanchez for his douchey face, but then he goes and actually calls guests on their bullshit and I sort of end up repecting him. This confuses me.