cognitivedissonance This guy has a great indie zine and he pushes it around all the West Coast comics festivals (not cons), so I've encountered him before in person, with his clothes on, sober. Not quite as awesome that way.
Crackula This made my day. I have no idea why though.
mashedtater interesting side note, there is no actual campus. it is all in your mind.
The Townleybomb If you have the right subsonic equipment, that is in fact what attorney-client privilege sounds like.