I don't feel sorry for him. He is a leech on government assistance despite his clear ability to do some kind of work. This is just me getting my moneys worth. I wish all welfare broodmares could entertain me like this.

Skype, maybe? They let him near the internet, after all.

Would you shoot the last Unicorn?

if you were wrestling with the urge to post here i would advise you not to

Someone needs to edit it all together into a feature-length film. I have never been able to watch a Chris-Chan video all the way through but come tears or insanity I would watch such a film from start to finish.

Yes a movie. A zillion stars for this.

There's so much of it I can hardly imagine anyone being up to the task. Even the big list on poeTV is just the highlights. The imposter has uploaded 22 videos in the past month and there's 172 in the CWC archive account (presumably not including the too-hot-for-YouTube stuff). It's got to be somewhere around 15 hours by now.

Don't make CWC angry. You wouldn't like him when he gets angry. Because he shouts for his dad.

The Ballad of Christian Weston Chandler: A Film by Ken Burns.

12 hours, HBO, this spring.

holy fuck yes.

chris chan would probably do it himself.