"Practicing their clarinets" will be the best linked tag.
Also: Hollywood please note, Alan Tudyk is the perfect choice for Shipwreck. I have no proof, but it's true.
The proof is the scene right there in this video.
The real GI Joe blockbuster for this summer.
This video is perfect.
God DAMN if that isn't a brilliant call on Duke.
Oh, and Chuck Liddell as Gung-Ho. Heh heh heh.
|C. Eloi Marx |
Even though the description says that it's surprisingly star studded, I was still surprised by how star studded it was.
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
|Louis Armstrong |
I want to give this -1 stars for storm shadow taking out the trash. But thats just part of its genious.
I would watch the hell out of the feature length GI Joe movie with this cast.
There's at least, AT LEAST, twenty stars worth of stuff in here. But I can only give five, so my five are for the boner the Baroness gave me.
WHAT?? What in the hell. Is it my internet birthday today and I just didn't know? Thank you internet for your extremely random glorious bounty.
PS holy shit Sgt Slaughter.
If Tony Hale isn't cast as Dr. Mindbender in the inevitable GI Joe sequel, I'm cracking skulls.
|Elvis Hitler |
Normally I don't engage in nostalgia for the shitty cartoons of my youth, but this song fucking rules.
BRB gonna listen to some GI Joe Killaz
holy snake eyes shit! why???
doesn't matter, cool no matter what
|Jet Bin Fever |
Absolutely wonderful in every way.
I somehow get the feeling that the genesis of this was some guys sitting around and thinking "Zach Galifianakis really looks like Snowjob. We should do something with that."
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