|ProfessorChaos - 2009-08-12 |
I think Mathews might be better served by letting this guy speak his piece. He comes off as an overbearing blowhard. (whether he's correct or not. )
Also: Screw this guy's slight against my state. (MA).
Also: RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
Also: Living close to NH, and visiting there on occasion, people are NOT used to people carrying firearms openly as this man claims. (though, i only have cause to visit major metropolitan areas.)
|dancingshadow - 2009-08-12 |
Sounds just like O'Reilly... right down to mumbling thru the details he is unsure of.
If you can't see the differences between Chris and Bill, I don't know how to help you. The best I can do is take you to MacDonalds and let you play in the ball pit; sighing wistfully to myself when you bump your head on the sides and start crying and thrashing about.
I try. At home, I mean. I cook the chicken with the mayonnaise as you seem to like it. I slather it on even though it makes me sick to watch you eat it, and sicker still to clean it all back up after your inevitable fit. I make sure the water temperature is just right before even trying to get you to take your bath. God help me if the hot water runs out or if you didn't “go” before sitting in the tub. I even call other children's parents to apologize when you play too rough with their sons, daughters or housepets. I assure them you don't act like that on purpose and that you aren't being sexual when you do that its just your way of expressing being happy to have company.
All in all I've tried really really hard not to just break down and give up; drive you to the edge of the treatment plant, tell you there's ninja turtles in where the smell is and then just watch as the sewage water envelops your blocky frame and excises the soul-cancer that is you from my life. I can't do that. You're a simple beast and your inanity is a product of your inability to grasp nuance and detail in any meaningful way. I both hate and pity you.
He was yelling a bit much for me in this clip. Nice enthusiasm there Cheese but you should know it was sexual... every time.
|Xenocide - 2009-08-12 |
The moral of this story is that just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean it's a good idea.
For example, you have the right to not take a fucking shower before appearing on national television.
|sosage - 2009-08-12 |
"I brought a sign that called for the death of tyrants and a loaded gun to a debate on health care. Do I need to spell it out for you?"
"Gay marriage. The thing I was protesting against was gay marriage. Thanks for playing!"
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-08-12 |
More scenes from the Right's War On Contextuality.
"What? Everything I do has a different meaning depending on where and when it is that I do it? What are you, A REPARATIONIST?"
|Hooper_X - 2009-08-12 |
nice troll buddy ;D
|GlennFinito - 2009-08-12 |
SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS!
|Space Helicopter - 2009-08-12 |
Why the hell is Chris Matthews so obsessed with birthers? I think he's making more noise about them these days than the birthers are!
|punch drunk babies - 2009-08-13 |
Did he say "Bring a GODDAMN gun..."? Wow, my attention perked up then. I guess it was supposed to, though.
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