It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here.

Escape from LA: Bear Edition

Lumbering chase down the freeway until he escapes inside his BEAR MANSION.

This is what happens when you cut back on the bear patrols, assholes.

Bear 3: Bearz in da hood.

Goddamn paparazzi, bear shoulda knocked the camaras out of their hands

That bear could care less about figs. He demands yuppie flesh