|Enjoy - 2009-08-15 |
"LOOK. AT. ME."
|StanleyPain - 2009-08-15 |
Okay, NOW this is funny again.
|simon666 - 2009-08-15 |
I laughed all the way through, partially, because I thought the narration was actually Chris-Chan, then because I realized how good brown shirt Chris-Chan is getting at his voice and how silly this is.
|oogaBooga - 2009-08-15 |
Descriptions agreeing with this insanity and playing along instead of scientifically documenting the truth of it.
|kennydra - 2009-08-15 |
ive said it before, i'll say it again, someone needs to edit this whole thing into a feature film.
This drama is more interesting than any drama I've ever seen on TV.
Werner Herzog should do it. It'll surpass Grizzly Man by far.
Cena, you have arrived. Welcome.
I've made comments that you've celebrated before. But pretty soon somebody will post an Olbermann video and I'll have to speak my mind on it. Then you'll be back to hating me.
Actually I have a Lawrence O'Donnell video in the hopper needing 3 more votes. Why don't you help me out? You can tell me then how you think he is being a jerk to an honest, free market, Jeffersonian-Republican.
Pitiful drunkpost time: I've been lurking on and off POETV for a couple of years now, and I find myself kinda wondering who's going to fill Cena's void when he retires. Because the transition from Billy Buttsex to Cena_mark as house trolls was pretty seamless - so seamless that Cena was constantly accused of being Billy for months - and c'mon, the guy playing Cena's been at it for a while. He's due for retirement at some time or another; the entertainment value must be waning for him. Remember those early Cena posts, the ones full of citations and statistics and real homework and slightly gay wrestling adoration? They were perfectly suited for POETV, little chunks of angry scrawl that would instantaneously fill the comments sections. Nowadays, he earns some mealy mouthed insults and calls Maddow a bulldyke to get a rise. The engine's petering out. Whoever's playing Cena, it just feels like his heart isn't in it anymore. It's kinda sad.
So what's going to happen when that big day finally comes and Cena posts his gotcha-I-was-kidding-all-along post, or video, or whatever? Who are we going to hate on then? Will another troll suddenly materialize to fill his place?
Will we just rate videos?
It's a conundrum, is what it is.
Don't worry, the internet is a magical place. Whenever one troll leaves another two step in to take his place.
There's a big difference, though. Buttsex at least partially believed in the bullshit he was spewing; it was easy to tell once he was baited enough exactly when his legitimate self was kicking in.
cena mark is fake, through and through and doesn't actually believe what he's saying, it's very noticeable.
I like Cena, fake or not, because he dedicates his time to trolling this little community. Anybody can drive-by troll-post and get multiple replies calling him a retard (*cough*Enjoy*cough*), but Cena will actually take the time to respond to angry comments and even go the extra mile to call us names (by "us" I mean "you guys and gals" because he knows it pisses me off that I never get my name punned by him). He's also known to make Youtube videos wearing (in his words) "awesome facepaint" and has cut himself (again, in his words) "to make himself stronger". How can any anyone seriously hate this man? Unless, of course, you're username is baleen and you are self-loathing.
Cena, I enjoy wrestling in an un-ironical (and ironical) way also. I enjoy the fact that you share ideas that aren't held by the majority of the poeTV community (including me). And I hope you never leave this place, making us libertards angry and getting us on our high horses is one of the reasons I post on this site.
Those are some harsh words Docubentdick, but being drunk is no reason to say such horrible things about me. I'll admit I don't research my arguments like I used to, but that's because I'm frustrated. I would lay out clear logical arguments, but its like you liberals have an immunity to logic equal to that of creationists. Despite all the evidence you still believe in global warming, despite what the economists say, you still believe Obama will save the economy.
And I called Rachel Maddow a bull dike not to get a raise, but because she is. I don't expect anybody to be able to argue against that point.
Stanleylame, I am not fake. I am a real libertarian. I voted for Badnarik in 2004 and regrettably voted for McCain in 2008. I listen to Neal Boortz every weekday on 750 AM WSB.
Toenails: Forgive me for ignoring you.
Pitiful hung over post: Docubentdick? That's pretty awesome. I was honestly wondering how you were going to pun on Document, so go you.
Toenails: Don't get me wrong. I think Cena's act is awesome - he's shown a shitload of dedication in sticking around, etc. I don't think anyone here "hates" him, especially not baleen, because come the fuck on. If you're at a place in your life where you're hating a name on a screen you're lost to the world anyway, and I don't think POE is conducive to such personalities. Okay, maybe POE-n is. Honestly though: I think 99% of the users here know Cena is a troll and just react to him because it's fun to yell at people.
My worry was that, after Cena leaves, POETV won't have a troll with his dedication again and we'll just sink into mires like the Monsanto video from the other day, where weak interpersonal drama just ebbs over into the comments section from elsewhere. It's a little depressing, but Cena is a monster unique to POETV.
Cena: I'm not an American. I'm not a liberal or a conservative by any definition you might use and my knowledge of American political parties is pretty lax. What's more, I don't really bring politics into POETV because it's fucking POETV and I come here to watch stupid videos and leave snarky comments. So I'm not ragging on you for political reasons. I have no ax to grind there.
That said, Cena, I hope that before you hang up your spurs you do a big reveal video or something. Tying up all the loose ends, maybe dropping some Cena-esque rhymes, ripping off the mask to reveal that you're actually User X - that'd be great. Just keep it in mind. Your public has spoken.
Oh I like you too, Cena. Your a troll, but your our troll.
We need some kumbaya up in here.
darn it that was not meant as a reply. but yes, i would like to see more of these videos and also i would like a group hug.
GROUP HUG PEOPLE.
Gather round. Shake out the negativity.
|Louis Armstrong - 2009-08-15 |
Its a symbol so that we don't need to be afraid of people like you, Ian.
|marimayhem - 2009-08-15 |
it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...
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