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Desc:A thoughtful treatise on the nature of free will
Category:Humor
Tags:God, fuck, maakies, George Washington, tony millionaire
Submitted:Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Date:08/17/09
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Goofy Gorilla - 2009-08-17
I would have pegged Tony as more of a red wine guy.
Cheese - 2009-08-17
I've gotten drunk with him half a dozen times, he's a Budweiser fanatic.

Goofy Gorilla - 2009-08-17
I've seen him drink PBR. It's about the same.

Syd Midnight - 2010-02-02
Truly professional alcoholics like TM aren't picky about what kind of booze they drink, it's the alcohol itself that's the sacrament. A bottle labeled "BEER" or "VODKA" will do.

tokiyojimbo - 2009-08-17
One of my former instructors was unintentionally responsible for Tony Millionaire being thrown in jail on a drunk and disorderly.
Camonk - 2009-08-17
Aw no way bro which one

No, I'm kidding. That's a boring story.

tokiyojimbo - 2009-08-17
I'll take that to mean you totally want to hear it Camonk.

An ex-instructor used to work at Real Networks, and needed a bunch of 64 pixel icons for some bullshit project they were working on. He was always a huge fan of Tony, so he contacted him for contract work.

There was a mis-communication somewhere along the line. Tony thought he was being paid 100 bucks an icon, so he cranked out about two dozen of them. Turns out that the rate was a grand apiece, if the artist had a recognizable name.

When Tony got paid, he went on a bender of epic proportions. Got arrested. My instructor met up with him years after at some gallery, and Millionaire pointed to him, shouting "That's the motherfucker that got me thrown in jail!"

So yeah. It really is a boring story, but I told it because you felt the need to be a huge dick, Camonk. Live and learn.

chumbucket - 2009-08-17
yeah but you were going to tell it anyway.

I can totally see him saying: "That's the motherfucker that got me thrown in jail!" in his slurred drunky way. Great image.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-08-17
I was scared to watch this video in case Mr Millionaire turned out not to be awesome, but kind of a dick.

Fortunately everything turned out cool.

Camonk - 2009-08-17
You didn't answer my question, which is which instructor. You didn't give a name. You're a horrible teller of really boring stories.

tokiyojimbo - 2009-08-17
That's because no one on earth has heard of him. You're a horrible person and your mother hates you.

Syd Midnight - 2009-08-18
When you learn about Tony Millionaires' personal life, you aren't at all disappointed. Lots of European adventures and epic alcoholic binges.

ragebots - 2009-08-17
God looks like Eddie Izzard?
TheOtherCapnS - 2009-08-17
And George Washington is Bono.
thirteen3seven - 2009-08-22
The man moves like he's in Garry's Mod. That alone is worth the five.
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