|Goofy Gorilla |
I would have pegged Tony as more of a red wine guy.
Truly professional alcoholics like TM aren't picky about what kind of booze they drink, it's the alcohol itself that's the sacrament. A bottle labeled "BEER" or "VODKA" will do.
One of my former instructors was unintentionally responsible for Tony Millionaire being thrown in jail on a drunk and disorderly.
I'll take that to mean you totally want to hear it Camonk.
An ex-instructor used to work at Real Networks, and needed a bunch of 64 pixel icons for some bullshit project they were working on. He was always a huge fan of Tony, so he contacted him for contract work.
There was a mis-communication somewhere along the line. Tony thought he was being paid 100 bucks an icon, so he cranked out about two dozen of them. Turns out that the rate was a grand apiece, if the artist had a recognizable name.
When Tony got paid, he went on a bender of epic proportions. Got arrested. My instructor met up with him years after at some gallery, and Millionaire pointed to him, shouting "That's the motherfucker that got me thrown in jail!"
So yeah. It really is a boring story, but I told it because you felt the need to be a huge dick, Camonk. Live and learn.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I was scared to watch this video in case Mr Millionaire turned out not to be awesome, but kind of a dick.
Fortunately everything turned out cool.
You didn't answer my question, which is which instructor. You didn't give a name. You're a horrible teller of really boring stories.
That's because no one on earth has heard of him. You're a horrible person and your mother hates you.
God looks like Eddie Izzard?
And George Washington is Bono.
The man moves like he's in Garry's Mod. That alone is worth the five.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|