There's nothing I can do to this that it didn't just do to itself.

Everything Is Terrible could present this as-is.

*head explodes*

This isn't real, it can't be real. This clip sprang into being seconds ago from the ether of the internet, formed spontaneously from bits of other bad movies and Benny Hill.

I can't accept that an actual commercially released film was made where a cross-dressing Bruce Lee imitator punches a pirate/bandito in the stomach until he pisses himself. You just showed me something impossible in a sane universe and it is killing me.

HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAGH-AAAGH-AAAGH-AAAGH-AAAGH-aaagh

0:47

If I'm interpreting this clip correctly, those would be his testicles flying out his mouth.

I think you're right Cube

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