to quote someone else, I'm Glad Stupid People Film Themselves So Often

Milk, you flush it with milk, you idiot.

21st century "Un Chien Andalou "

Is this the same guy who just tasered himself into a coma?

Well at least he's not as stupid as the kid who dressed like a banana and lit himself on fire.

"Don't put salt in your eye."

Good, now try it with a knife.

I like to just turn off the video and listen to the sounds

five stars for the sweet, sweet sounds

When I was a wee lad I was eating peppercorn shrimp at a Cajun place, stabbed one with a fork and in retaliation it squirted peppercorn sauce directly into my eye. I can't fathom why somebody would actually seek that out.

Can anyone translate?

I've always wondered why the Tabasco gang wears eye-patches.

too bad it was is one good eye

Corinthians quotes on his shirt what?