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Desc:The theory behind peacocking, bro.
Category:Educational, Fashion
Tags:seduction, pickup artists, pulling, peacocking, (point to schlong)
Submitted:theSnake
Date:08/23/09
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Camonk
Make sure the girl doesn't address you directly or look you in the eyes.
Old_Zircon
(point to schlong) tag!
futurebot
MEMETAGMEMETAGOHGODPLEASEMEMETAG

theSnake
I submitted these without it so I have to edit it in by hand chill out

Old_Zircon
Just a reminder!

I'm glad these are getting through. I voted them all up.

Hooker
Wear outlandish clothing, the sure sign of not being insecure!
HankFinch
You're confident that other people will make fun of you for being retarded, this increases your value.

Syd Midnight
The other guys may make fun of you, but you can just roll with it!

Old_Zircon
"I've been socialized"
Comeuppance
I think that's some kind of coded admission to getting an STD.

Old_Zircon
"I go crazier and crazier more and more nowadays"
urbanelf
This pink feather boa designates me as a leader of men.
Riskbreaker
So, the more i look like an idiot, the more tail i get?
B_Ko
Hell, it works for me.

theSnake
PEACOCKING DIRECTIONS
Dress as homosexually as possible in order to bait the following conversation:
Guy at bar: "You appear to be dressed as a homosexual."
You: "Actually, it is you who are the homosexual for noticing."
Ladies: SWOON
Udderdude
Why is he always surrounded by various guys standing around, doing nothing? Is it supposed to help convince us that he's not fucking retarded? Cause it isn't working.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
he looks better by comparison

his eyes are dead and soulless

StanleyPain
THEY'RE GAINING WISDOM, BRO

thebaronsdoctor
Mystery is secretly a homosexual, he has been using this pickup artist bull as a way to surround himself with desperate, lonely men who trust him and would potentially be open to homosexual advances.

It's a plan brilliant in its intricacies.

Jeff Fries
Is this the guy who dresses like a pirate sometimes
Camonk
No that's Johnny Depp.

j lzrd / swift idiot
"And sometimes, you get to meet people who used to be famous, like CHER! And the guy who did the voice for Inspector Gadget."

Rubber masks are totally peacocking gear. Chicks are bound to notice you.

fermun
I like how part of the method is to imply that any dude who approaches you is gay, and he shows he is not gay by saying he has painted his nails black, not pink.
cognitivedissonance
So, perhaps the theory here is that women want to hang out with the guy who is dressed so loudly as to be able to distract any potential predators with his garish antics and sparkly distractions, thus guaranteeing the survival of his seed.
chumbucket
I've started an entire personal wardrobe of puffy shirts based on this theory
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