Make sure the girl doesn't address you directly or look you in the eyes.
(point to schlong) tag!
I submitted these without it so I have to edit it in by hand chill out
Just a reminder!
I'm glad these are getting through. I voted them all up.
Wear outlandish clothing, the sure sign of not being insecure!
You're confident that other people will make fun of you for being retarded, this increases your value.
"I've been socialized"
"I go crazier and crazier more and more nowadays"
This pink feather boa designates me as a leader of men.
So, the more i look like an idiot, the more tail i get?
Hell, it works for me.
Dress as homosexually as possible in order to bait the following conversation:
Guy at bar: "You appear to be dressed as a homosexual."
You: "Actually, it is you who are the homosexual for noticing."
Why is he always surrounded by various guys standing around, doing nothing? Is it supposed to help convince us that he's not fucking retarded? Cause it isn't working.
|Jeff Fries |
Is this the guy who dresses like a pirate sometimes
I like how part of the method is to imply that any dude who approaches you is gay, and he shows he is not gay by saying he has painted his nails black, not pink.
So, perhaps the theory here is that women want to hang out with the guy who is dressed so loudly as to be able to distract any potential predators with his garish antics and sparkly distractions, thus guaranteeing the survival of his seed.
I've started an entire personal wardrobe of puffy shirts based on this theory
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