No, woman, you don't have opinions! You're attracted to me. That's not an opinion; it's a pheremonal reaction.
Mystery is for us normal single guys what Sarah Palin is to the Democratic Party. He has dedicated his life to looking like a raving moron so that others may look smarter by comparison, and therefore, justify his own existence.
Not surprising that a dude who dresses like an RPG character justifies his fashion choices by basically saying "I wear them for the stat bonuses."
The standard rule of LARPer fashion is "add three random accessories". I don't think it helps them either.
i wanna know what brand of bass guitar this guy plays.
Yamaha BX-1, no question.
CHECK ME OUT LADIES I WEAR FUCKING GOGGLES INSIDE OF A BUILDING
CHECK OUT MY LEATHER WRIST BRACERS, THEY GIVE ME +2 TO DEXETERITY
DO THOSE LIPS GIVE YOU +4 TO BLOWJOBS??????????
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His shirt is a little bit worse than the goggles.
Those are some pretty badass comebacks!!!
"in case you spit" *slides goggles on with stone cold stare
It's good to see DJ Qualls can still find some work
This guy sure is concerned about men talking to him or looking at him or touching him. REALLY concerned. Seems to be on his mind a lot. He mentions it often. Very often.
concerned like how you want that last piece of pizza, so you make a huge damn fuss about it.
the man is becoming like a human katamari. what crazy item is he going to wear next? my feverish hope is for latter hose.
5 stars for the preview image alone.
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