Mystery Method: Chick Bait

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Comment count is 24

Camonk

- 2009-08-24

No, woman, you don't have opinions! You're attracted to me. That's not an opinion; it's a pheremonal reaction.

Comeuppance

- 2009-08-24

There is literally nothing you can say to him that won't convince him you aren't sexually attracted to him. In fact, you don't even have to say anything - you just are. It's science.

cognitivedissonance

- 2009-08-24

Mystery is for us normal single guys what Sarah Palin is to the Democratic Party. He has dedicated his life to looking like a raving moron so that others may look smarter by comparison, and therefore, justify his own existence.

CaptainJesusHood

- 2009-08-25

Not surprising that a dude who dresses like an RPG character justifies his fashion choices by basically saying "I wear them for the stat bonuses."

Eroticus E

- 2009-08-25

It's called Peacocking, bro. Look it up.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2009-08-25

His Wiki bio states he was a hard core D&D player but he gave that up to pursue vagina.

phalsebob

- 2009-08-25

Vagina, that rarest of artifacts, more legendary than the Hand of Vecna. It is the object of entire LARP campaigns. And like the One Ring, as soon as you've slid it on, you spend the rest of the week trying to lose it in a volcano.

Adham Nu'man

- 2009-08-25

^^*****^^

badideasinaction - 2009-08-25

The standard rule of LARPer fashion is "add three random accessories". I don't think it helps them either.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-08-25

i wanna know what brand of bass guitar this guy plays.

spikestoyiu - 2009-08-25

Probably an Ibanez.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-25

does ibanez make green lucite basses?

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-07

Yamaha BX-1, no question.

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Stog

- 2009-08-25

CHECK ME OUT LADIES I WEAR FUCKING GOGGLES INSIDE OF A BUILDING

CHECK OUT MY LEATHER WRIST BRACERS, THEY GIVE ME +2 TO DEXETERITY

DO THOSE LIPS GIVE YOU +4 TO BLOWJOBS??????????

Error Again - 2009-08-25

This is great.

Dr Dim

- 2009-08-25

His shirt is a little bit worse than the goggles.

HankFinch

- 2009-08-25

Those are some pretty badass comebacks!!!

"in case you spit" *slides goggles on with stone cold stare

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

ashtar.

- 2009-08-27

I would have at least a 60% chance of spitting on this guy if he said that to me. Way to think ahead, bro!

Phil

- 2009-08-25

It's good to see DJ Qualls can still find some work

StanleyPain

- 2009-08-25

This guy sure is concerned about men talking to him or looking at him or touching him. REALLY concerned. Seems to be on his mind a lot. He mentions it often. Very often.

mashedtater - 2009-08-25

concerned like how you want that last piece of pizza, so you make a huge damn fuss about it.

mashedtater

- 2009-08-25

the man is becoming like a human katamari. what crazy item is he going to wear next? my feverish hope is for latter hose.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

- 2009-08-25

Fucking LARPers

Old_Zircon

- 2009-08-27

5 stars for the preview image alone.

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