Now, you can attract all the shallow, boring whores you want! IT'S JUST THAT EASY!

Can we have a The Seduction Community week? Please?

Alpha Male Necklaces
Sick Chains and Necklaces for Men. Leather Bracelets. Tribal Pendants.

Thanks google ads. Maybe I'll get some rub-on tribal tattoos while we're at it.

i like how he dresses like an asshole and talks like a bible camp counselor.

The awful Ontario accent is only made worse by an idiot who over-enunciates because he thinks it makes him look smart.

men don't need complicated fashion requirements, if the underwear is clean and the shirt doesn't smell, you're good to go dude

This guy dresses, to the T, like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARPer.

There was a fat, balding, IT nerd at my last job that dressed like this guy (but with a trench coat).

"Dude you're not wearing nearly enough stupid dangly shiny shit, I'd get right on that if I were you!"

"What a showboat"?
Last time I heard that expression, the person in question finished expounding on the hepness of Louis Armstrong-The bee's knees, if you will.

Google Ad:

Are U Creeping Girls Out?

Adult women are attracted to me who shop at Hot Topic.

I run the other direction from people like this.