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Desc:Patent pending.
Category:Fashion, Arts
Tags:pants, butt, mask, owl, Winkers
Submitted:What about the Danger
Date:08/20/09
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Comment count is 40
Udderdude
Fatties only plz.
Old_Zircon
The technology is definitely reliant on ass fat.

Lurchi
am i awake
baleen



ooh actualle i;d wear owl butt

SEDAN COMMENT 3:08

Killer Joe
I like the first pair. Instead of winking, they look like one eyeball is rolling drunkenly back into someone's head.
twinkieafternoon
DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

dementomstie
With the ducks you could sell advertising space by having them say Aflac.

And 5 stars go to the owl. Never has something intentional looked more like a very unpleasant stain.
Sean Robinson
Well, this is my life now.

Imagine how hard it is for the rest of the inventor's family, who have to deal with a father convinced this is what America needs and who makes them dress up in Winkers jeans while he films their asses.
mashedtater
and then when your friends come over, he tries to market them.

robe
This'll go great with my airbrushed wolf shirt.
Rafiki
This is the kind of thing that could only ever find a market with little kids, but should never be worn by little kids.
mashedtater
by far, the largest sin commited against asses since acid washed jeans.
Jellyneck
This is 5 stars for the worst, misshapen asses ever and the jeans that just scream for attention to them

Redlof
Still like this better than bullet ball
TheKingOfPants
I refuse to believe this isn't a Tim and Eric creation.
ASubmarineSandwich
Looks like they found this page: http://twitter.com/timheidecker

Chalkdust
you should listen to this guy, he's the king

ASubmarineSandwich
All I can picture is a horrible mutant waiting beneath the cloth that has a gibbering anus for a mouth and eyes that wink by being sucked into a nictating membrane by some unseen and wholly unnatural musculature.
Chizmurder
Stupid pants for fat chicks! FINALLY!


YakooMarkTwo
TheKingofPants: I was just scrolling down to hit login to type "I probably say this far to often about things I see in the depths of the internet, but this seems like a Tim & Eric skit."

Touché.
chumbucket
5 stars for ass-winking theme music....from SPACE
The Townleybomb
Stars for this comment. And all of the butts.

nuzzles
Music by Lifetime Movie circa. 1995.
JSP
god no
revdrew
Patented, space age, ass fat technology.
pastorofmuppets
Brought to you by the creator Speedfit Treadmobile.

I wish I could say with certainty that these will never catch on. But I went to a college where people wore pants that had blackletter across the pooper
charmlessman
I will buy these when they have Pac Man.
phalsebob
The ones with eyes don't look so much like winking, and more like their ass is eating a cookie.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
I love when the submitters name also works as a tag.
Random_Hajile
WHY?
Dr Dim
I love the music! It sounds like duck pants is off to assassinate the cyber-president.
j lzrd / swift idiot
THIS COMMERCIAL IS FULL OF ASS
Time Travel Mishap
I never thought the phrase "That woman's ass looks like it's having a stroke" would go through my mind.


Also I like that they used the TV news "is America to fat?" camera style.
Testicles of Doom
At first I thought that three and a half minutes was going to be far too long.

Then the music started and I knew it wouldn't be long enough...
Rodents of Unusual Size
This would make such a great infomercial.

Are you not getting enough action? Well how about you put some action on your butt...ALL DAY LONG?!
plug
Pun Alert!
They need to design a pair with the eyes of Saddam Hussein so they can name them...wait for it...
Saddam Eyes

kwash
5 stars for action pants.
Lies, lies, LIES!
I lasted 15 seconds.
Urkel Forever
*fap*
OxygenThief
If you don't wear pants your ass is always winking at people.
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