Fatties only plz.

am i awake

I like the first pair. Instead of winking, they look like one eyeball is rolling drunkenly back into someone's head.

With the ducks you could sell advertising space by having them say Aflac.

And 5 stars go to the owl. Never has something intentional looked more like a very unpleasant stain.

Well, this is my life now.

Imagine how hard it is for the rest of the inventor's family, who have to deal with a father convinced this is what America needs and who makes them dress up in Winkers jeans while he films their asses.

This'll go great with my airbrushed wolf shirt.

This is the kind of thing that could only ever find a market with little kids, but should never be worn by little kids.

by far, the largest sin commited against asses since acid washed jeans.

Still like this better than bullet ball

I refuse to believe this isn't a Tim and Eric creation.

All I can picture is a horrible mutant waiting beneath the cloth that has a gibbering anus for a mouth and eyes that wink by being sucked into a nictating membrane by some unseen and wholly unnatural musculature.

Stupid pants for fat chicks! FINALLY!

TheKingofPants: I was just scrolling down to hit login to type "I probably say this far to often about things I see in the depths of the internet, but this seems like a Tim & Eric skit."

Touché.

5 stars for ass-winking theme music....from SPACE

Music by Lifetime Movie circa. 1995.

god no

Patented, space age, ass fat technology.

Brought to you by the creator Speedfit Treadmobile.

I wish I could say with certainty that these will never catch on. But I went to a college where people wore pants that had blackletter across the pooper

I will buy these when they have Pac Man.

The ones with eyes don't look so much like winking, and more like their ass is eating a cookie.

I love when the submitters name also works as a tag.

WHY?

I love the music! It sounds like duck pants is off to assassinate the cyber-president.

THIS COMMERCIAL IS FULL OF ASS

I never thought the phrase "That woman's ass looks like it's having a stroke" would go through my mind.


Also I like that they used the TV news "is America to fat?" camera style.

At first I thought that three and a half minutes was going to be far too long.

Then the music started and I knew it wouldn't be long enough...

This would make such a great infomercial.

Are you not getting enough action? Well how about you put some action on your butt...ALL DAY LONG?!

Pun Alert!
They need to design a pair with the eyes of Saddam Hussein so they can name them...wait for it...
Saddam Eyes

5 stars for action pants.

I lasted 15 seconds.

*fap*

If you don't wear pants your ass is always winking at people.

The owls are not what they seem.