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Desc:Patent pending.
Category:Fashion, Arts
Tags:pants, butt, mask, owl, Winkers
Submitted:What about the Danger
Date:08/20/09
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Comment count is 42
Udderdude - 2009-08-20
Fatties only plz.
Old_Zircon - 2009-08-20
The technology is definitely reliant on ass fat.

Lurchi - 2009-08-20
am i awake
baleen - 2009-08-21



ooh actualle i;d wear owl butt

SEDAN COMMENT 3:08

Killer Joe - 2009-08-20
I like the first pair. Instead of winking, they look like one eyeball is rolling drunkenly back into someone's head.
twinkieafternoon - 2009-08-20
DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

dementomstie - 2009-08-20
With the ducks you could sell advertising space by having them say Aflac.

And 5 stars go to the owl. Never has something intentional looked more like a very unpleasant stain.
Sean Robinson - 2009-08-20
Well, this is my life now.

Imagine how hard it is for the rest of the inventor's family, who have to deal with a father convinced this is what America needs and who makes them dress up in Winkers jeans while he films their asses.
mashedtater - 2009-08-20
and then when your friends come over, he tries to market them.

robe - 2009-08-20
This'll go great with my airbrushed wolf shirt.
Rafiki - 2009-08-20
This is the kind of thing that could only ever find a market with little kids, but should never be worn by little kids.
mashedtater - 2009-08-20
by far, the largest sin commited against asses since acid washed jeans.
Jellyneck - 2009-08-22
This is 5 stars for the worst, misshapen asses ever and the jeans that just scream for attention to them

Redlof - 2009-08-20
Still like this better than bullet ball
TheKingOfPants - 2009-08-20
I refuse to believe this isn't a Tim and Eric creation.
ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20
Looks like they found this page: http://twitter.com/timheidecker

Chalkdust - 2010-11-30
you should listen to this guy, he's the king

ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20
All I can picture is a horrible mutant waiting beneath the cloth that has a gibbering anus for a mouth and eyes that wink by being sucked into a nictating membrane by some unseen and wholly unnatural musculature.
Chizmurder - 2009-08-20
Stupid pants for fat chicks! FINALLY!


YakooMarkTwo - 2009-08-20
TheKingofPants: I was just scrolling down to hit login to type "I probably say this far to often about things I see in the depths of the internet, but this seems like a Tim & Eric skit."

Touché.
chumbucket - 2009-08-20
5 stars for ass-winking theme music....from SPACE
The Townleybomb - 2009-08-20
Stars for this comment. And all of the butts.

nuzzles - 2009-08-20
Music by Lifetime Movie circa. 1995.
JSP - 2009-08-20
god no
revdrew - 2009-08-20
Patented, space age, ass fat technology.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-08-20
The Chinese will never be able to compete with American ass-fat technology!

pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-20
Brought to you by the creator Speedfit Treadmobile.

I wish I could say with certainty that these will never catch on. But I went to a college where people wore pants that had blackletter across the pooper
charmlessman - 2009-08-20
I will buy these when they have Pac Man.
phalsebob - 2009-08-20
The ones with eyes don't look so much like winking, and more like their ass is eating a cookie.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-08-20
I love when the submitters name also works as a tag.
Random_Hajile - 2009-08-20
WHY?
Dr Dim - 2009-08-20
I love the music! It sounds like duck pants is off to assassinate the cyber-president.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-21
THIS COMMERCIAL IS FULL OF ASS
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-22
I never thought the phrase "That woman's ass looks like it's having a stroke" would go through my mind.


Also I like that they used the TV news "is America to fat?" camera style.
Testicles of Doom - 2009-08-22
At first I thought that three and a half minutes was going to be far too long.

Then the music started and I knew it wouldn't be long enough...
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-08-25
This would make such a great infomercial.

Are you not getting enough action? Well how about you put some action on your butt...ALL DAY LONG?!
plug - 2009-08-26
Pun Alert!
They need to design a pair with the eyes of Saddam Hussein so they can name them...wait for it...
Saddam Eyes

kwash - 2009-10-09
5 stars for action pants.
Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-10-24
I lasted 15 seconds.
Urkel Forever - 2010-02-08
*fap*
OxygenThief - 2013-08-20
If you don't wear pants your ass is always winking at people.
cognitivedissonance - 2014-08-20
The owls are not what they seem.
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