CHEMTRAILS!

SPREADING VIRUSES!

PLANS UNCOVERED works cited:

*Number of google hits for "swine flu"

*wikipedia article on JFK

*Clinton death list copy-pasted from 1998 geocities site

*GIS search for "politician"

*jpgs of an airplane, George Soros, Bill Gates

It's like A Beautiful Mind but instead of news articles he just has clips of random Google searches and Wikipedia articles.

I'm guessing that I'm the 50th person to say that about a conspiracy theorist. Oh well, it fits.

These conspiracy moonbats have been breeding like mayflies lately thanks to difficult economic conditions and the easy accessibility of bad information.

Sometimes, I really wish the NWO existed. They seem like pretty cool people.

The first 5 seconds alone is worth the blood of a million international jewish bankers.

I wonder what ingenious method the NWO will use to dispatch this meddlesome "dontpoisonme"?

Behold, the curse of Greyface is terrible and mighty.

Its ironic because Lincoln was the most tyrannical president this country has ever had, what with the suspension of habeas corpus and use of the national army against its own citizens. Of all the presidents in history, Lincoln is as close to the NWO vision of complete government control.

YouTube. Uniting crazies of the Internet.

46 seconds in, he says "they doodoo". Awesome.

I bet the government loves this shit.

"Wow, look, we're alien bad-asses who rule the earth!"
"How come you get to be the 'hive leader!?'"
"I have SIX space fleets! Dude, I'm outta' here!"
"I am so putting all of Iowa in a reprogramming camp."
"Wanna' go launch the neutron bombs?"
"Hell no, I've got sex prisoners to interrogate!"

His jowly lisp is hypnotic.

I love how every NWO or HAARPS or chemtrails or other retarded conspiracy video is like six times longer than it could be. It's one thing that they believe this insane crap, but these people just go on and on and on about it.

I refuse to take his claims seriously until he admits that Earth is a proper noun, and therefore should utilize capital letters.