|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-08-21 |
I think I've reached the point on the Internet where I can finally say I've seen it all.
|Turrican - 2009-08-21 |
They can't believe it either
|Goethe and ernie - 2009-08-21 |
My dad's gonna fucking love this
|boner - 2009-08-21 |
|ToucheTurtle - 2009-08-21 |
If it genuinely features Seagal doing the gut-first run-waddling pursuit and casual slamming of small guys into cars, I'm in.
|socialist_hentai - 2009-08-21 |
From what i herd about when he was over here in Romania shooting some movie, he is very fat and likes blond hookers.
|Walt Henderson - 2009-08-21 |
Oh no... No, no, no. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. This is fucking unacceptable.
|Riskbreaker - 2009-08-21 |
I'll have to quote, once more, Bison from the american Street Fighter cartoon:
|Chinballs - 2009-08-21 |
This looks entertaining. I hope we see him taser someone!
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-21 |
...First schleck in a while I actually want to watch an ep or two of.
|Maggot Brain - 2009-08-21 |
He also plays a mean guitar.
|Dr Dim - 2009-08-21 |
Has no-one made a full documentary on this man yet? He is unquestionably the most ridiculous 80s action star, which is saying something.
You've watched this. Now, watch this again, with this comment in mind: in any scene where there is more than the most rudimentary or elementary action or complexity occuring, he is not effecting his 'convienently caught on film' visage or persona of steely cool, of wordly and experienced masterful calm; in every scene where there is any sense of danger or possible tumultuousness, his face is blank; his shoulders are slumped and the offcamera individual is the driving force in the situation; he is a passenger along for the ride.
Watch it again if you didn't see this the first time; tell me if you disagree.
He looks like an out of shape actor playing the part of a cop, quite badly, because he needs the money. I'd like to say he sometimes realises that he's out of his depth but self awareness doesn't really seem to be his best thing. Mostly I wonder if the other cops can get away with playing tricks on him.
This thing could be The Office of police reality shows.
|Camonk - 2009-08-22 |
Boy he's a big fat load.
|CaptainJesusHood - 2009-08-22 |
Link must have fucked up, when I watched it was Jim Belushi instead
|Son of Slam - 2009-08-22 |
What a douche. At least is still has his flappy arm run.
|phalsebob - 2009-08-22 |
I guess it's too much to ask that this fat old asshole gets his ass handed to him because he decides to fight someone 30 years younger than he is who actually gets in to real fights.
|Meatsack Jones - 2009-08-22 |
When did networks like A&E and Bravo become FOX?
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