I thought, "OK, this is bad, but what's all the fuss about?" And then I realized that's the Knight Rider theme. As if that song didn't have enough shame already.
I have seen this movie, it's even less sexy than this trailer. Inbetween every scene they do multiple jumpcuts to actions that are not actually happening, including dumpy poledancers, failing ninjas, and outtakes of George Takei.