fluffy      We are so fucking doomed.
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Jeriko-1 Don't worry, they said things would be different this time!
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Infamous      This is insanely awesome. And insanely....insane.
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revdrew      Imagine that thing jerking you off.
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socialist_hentai      :O Yup, we're doomed alright...
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Stog      About fucking time.
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ragebots      And this is still the beginning.
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Teldin      Awesome. I for one welcome etc. etc.
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TheQuakeSoldier      It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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Udderdude      This is why every "Man vs. machine, man wins" movie makes me laugh.
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ASubmarineSandwich      What about the foot cusps and the shiny metal ass?
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athodyd      I like the way the camera follows the ball towards the beginning. OBOYOBOYOBOY BAAAAAAAAAALLL YAY
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longwinded      for some reason it's the tweezer that gets me
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Cube It's possible you are a grain of rice.
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Sundry      Gentlemen, behold! A machine that can flip you off a ten thousand times per second!
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Sundry Have I done something in the past to sour your attitude towards me?
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Sundry Ah. I just couldn't remember ever pissing in his cheerios.
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Comeuppance I'm glad someone was able to clear that up for me in my absence.
I was just being specific as to which comment made me giggle uncontrollably for /minutes./
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jangbones      Pen spinning? So they spent millions of dollars to create a douchebag from my accounting department.
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Jeff Fries Jim Carrey is: The Six Million Dollar Man
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voodoo_pork      Did they not want to have a take 2 on the voice over?
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SteamPoweredKleenex After building the hand, there wasn't a whole lot leftover in petty cash for marketing.
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Louis Armstrong      Yes, but will it blend......
do do do do doooooo whun na na
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BHWW      They can apply just the right amount of pressure to cause a human skull to cave in.
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TeenerTot      It will cut you a thousand different ways before you hit the ground.
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Iron Xides      I thought they were going to play catch, but it was not to be.
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HoboTech      The typing scenes from Ghost in the Shell
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memedumpster      Don't worry, this is obviously just for small manipulation robots. The giant robot tanks will only be able to move two or three times as fast as we do.
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ihounokyaku      And then we decided to give it laser vision because, hey, why not?
Also it is super cute when it grabs the rice with the tweezers.
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Time Travel Mishap      I'm calling bullshit. That dribbling is fake. No way that is real.
..............Please be fake. Please? Somebody just tell me its fake. I don't care if you are lying. Just use a lot of big words while doing so, then i can say a interweb person who was clearly smarter then me and knew a lot about robotics called it fake. Then i will be able to sleep without metal detectors hooked up to airhornes by my door.
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infinite zest These videos show that high speed uhh speed uhh motor. refusion(?)
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Goethe and ernie      Servotron Robot Allegiance!
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detc      When the robot apocalypse finally comes, this thing will be skullfucking us at 300rpm.
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