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Desc:NOW...we are fucked
Category:Science & Technology, Horror
Tags:Robot, hand, hand jobs, dexterity, new robot overlords
Submitted:kiint
Date:08/22/09
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Comment count is 43
fluffy
We are so fucking doomed.
Jeriko-1
Don't worry, they said things would be different this time!

Infamous
This is insanely awesome. And insanely....insane.
revdrew
Imagine that thing jerking you off.
HankFinch
ok, I will.

NOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY GOD!!! THE ROPE KNOTTING!!!

charmlessman
HankFinch gets stars.

socialist_hentai
:O Yup, we're doomed alright...
Stog
About fucking time.
ragebots
And this is still the beginning.
Teldin
Awesome. I for one welcome etc. etc.
TheQuakeSoldier
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Or when the battery runs out, or it overheats, or needs lubricant...

CornOnTheCabre
or there aren't any more pens to spin.

Udderdude
This is why every "Man vs. machine, man wins" movie makes me laugh.
ASubmarineSandwich
What about the foot cusps and the shiny metal ass?
athodyd
I like the way the camera follows the ball towards the beginning. OBOYOBOYOBOY BAAAAAAAAAALLL YAY
longwinded
for some reason it's the tweezer that gets me
fluffy
Yes, this.

Cube
It's possible you are a grain of rice.

Sundry
Gentlemen, behold! A machine that can flip you off a ten thousand times per second!
SteamPoweredKleenex
While dribbling. I'm glad I don't have a job playing for the NBA. The second these things learn to screw whores and do coke, we won't need any of the current player roster.

Comeuppance
Maybe it's the sleep deprivation or the exhaustion, but Sundry made me laugh out loud.

Sundry
Have I done something in the past to sour your attitude towards me?

FatFatuousNation
He wasn't saying, "I laughed, despite unfunny Sundry making the joke." He was expressing insecurity about other people finding your comment as funny as he did. Brought to you by the Asperger's Internet Post Analysis Committee.

Sundry
Ah. I just couldn't remember ever pissing in his cheerios.

Comeuppance
I'm glad someone was able to clear that up for me in my absence.
I was just being specific as to which comment made me giggle uncontrollably for /minutes./

jangbones
Pen spinning? So they spent millions of dollars to create a douchebag from my accounting department.
Pillager
C'mon, eventually it can do menial tasks like heart surgery or abortions.

Our great grand kids will have their own "Mr. Chop-Chop" home surgeon bot.


Syd Midnight
How much terror and corporate mayhem can a douchebag with a pen in Accounting potentially cause? The answer may come as an unpleasant surprise.

Jeff Fries
Jim Carrey is: The Six Million Dollar Man
voodoo_pork
Did they not want to have a take 2 on the voice over?
SteamPoweredKleenex
After building the hand, there wasn't a whole lot leftover in petty cash for marketing.

Louis Armstrong
Yes, but will it blend......
do do do do doooooo whun na na
BHWW
They can apply just the right amount of pressure to cause a human skull to cave in.
TeenerTot
It will cut you a thousand different ways before you hit the ground.
Iron Xides
I thought they were going to play catch, but it was not to be.
HoboTech
The typing scenes from Ghost in the Shell
memedumpster
Don't worry, this is obviously just for small manipulation robots. The giant robot tanks will only be able to move two or three times as fast as we do.
ihounokyaku
And then we decided to give it laser vision because, hey, why not?

Also it is super cute when it grabs the rice with the tweezers.
Time Travel Mishap
I'm calling bullshit. That dribbling is fake. No way that is real.





..............Please be fake. Please? Somebody just tell me its fake. I don't care if you are lying. Just use a lot of big words while doing so, then i can say a interweb person who was clearly smarter then me and knew a lot about robotics called it fake. Then i will be able to sleep without metal detectors hooked up to airhornes by my door.
infinite zest
These videos show that high speed uhh speed uhh motor. refusion(?)
Goethe and ernie
Servotron Robot Allegiance!
detc
When the robot apocalypse finally comes, this thing will be skullfucking us at 300rpm.
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