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Desc:NOW...we are fucked
Category:Science & Technology, Horror
Tags:Robot, hand, hand jobs, dexterity, new robot overlords
Submitted:kiint
Date:08/22/09
Views:3275
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Comment count is 43
fluffy - 2009-08-22
We are so fucking doomed.
Jeriko-1 - 2009-08-23
Don't worry, they said things would be different this time!

Infamous - 2009-08-22
This is insanely awesome. And insanely....insane.
revdrew - 2009-08-22
Imagine that thing jerking you off.
HankFinch - 2009-08-23
ok, I will.

NOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY GOD!!! THE ROPE KNOTTING!!!

charmlessman - 2009-08-23
HankFinch gets stars.

socialist_hentai - 2009-08-22
:O Yup, we're doomed alright...
Stog - 2009-08-22
About fucking time.
ragebots - 2009-08-23
And this is still the beginning.
Teldin - 2009-08-23
Awesome. I for one welcome etc. etc.
TheQuakeSoldier - 2009-08-23
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-08-23
Or when the battery runs out, or it overheats, or needs lubricant...

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-08-28
or there aren't any more pens to spin.

Udderdude - 2009-08-23
This is why every "Man vs. machine, man wins" movie makes me laugh.
ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-23
What about the foot cusps and the shiny metal ass?
athodyd - 2009-08-23
I like the way the camera follows the ball towards the beginning. OBOYOBOYOBOY BAAAAAAAAAALLL YAY
longwinded - 2009-08-23
for some reason it's the tweezer that gets me
fluffy - 2009-08-23
Yes, this.

Cube - 2010-12-15
It's possible you are a grain of rice.

Sundry - 2009-08-23
Gentlemen, behold! A machine that can flip you off a ten thousand times per second!
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-08-23
While dribbling. I'm glad I don't have a job playing for the NBA. The second these things learn to screw whores and do coke, we won't need any of the current player roster.

Comeuppance - 2009-08-23
Maybe it's the sleep deprivation or the exhaustion, but Sundry made me laugh out loud.

Sundry - 2009-08-23
Have I done something in the past to sour your attitude towards me?

FatFatuousNation - 2009-08-23
He wasn't saying, "I laughed, despite unfunny Sundry making the joke." He was expressing insecurity about other people finding your comment as funny as he did. Brought to you by the Asperger's Internet Post Analysis Committee.

Sundry - 2009-08-23
Ah. I just couldn't remember ever pissing in his cheerios.

Comeuppance - 2009-08-24
I'm glad someone was able to clear that up for me in my absence.
I was just being specific as to which comment made me giggle uncontrollably for /minutes./

jangbones - 2009-08-23
Pen spinning? So they spent millions of dollars to create a douchebag from my accounting department.
Pillager - 2009-08-23
C'mon, eventually it can do menial tasks like heart surgery or abortions.

Our great grand kids will have their own "Mr. Chop-Chop" home surgeon bot.


Syd Midnight - 2009-08-23
How much terror and corporate mayhem can a douchebag with a pen in Accounting potentially cause? The answer may come as an unpleasant surprise.

Jeff Fries - 2009-08-23
Jim Carrey is: The Six Million Dollar Man
voodoo_pork - 2009-08-23
Did they not want to have a take 2 on the voice over?
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-08-23
After building the hand, there wasn't a whole lot leftover in petty cash for marketing.

Louis Armstrong - 2009-08-23
Yes, but will it blend......
do do do do doooooo whun na na
BHWW - 2009-08-23
They can apply just the right amount of pressure to cause a human skull to cave in.
TeenerTot - 2009-08-23
It will cut you a thousand different ways before you hit the ground.
Iron Xides - 2009-08-23
I thought they were going to play catch, but it was not to be.
HoboTech - 2009-08-23
The typing scenes from Ghost in the Shell
memedumpster - 2009-08-23
Don't worry, this is obviously just for small manipulation robots. The giant robot tanks will only be able to move two or three times as fast as we do.
ihounokyaku - 2009-08-23
And then we decided to give it laser vision because, hey, why not?

Also it is super cute when it grabs the rice with the tweezers.
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-27
I'm calling bullshit. That dribbling is fake. No way that is real.





..............Please be fake. Please? Somebody just tell me its fake. I don't care if you are lying. Just use a lot of big words while doing so, then i can say a interweb person who was clearly smarter then me and knew a lot about robotics called it fake. Then i will be able to sleep without metal detectors hooked up to airhornes by my door.
infinite zest - 2009-08-28
These videos show that high speed uhh speed uhh motor. refusion(?)
Goethe and ernie - 2009-09-24
Servotron Robot Allegiance!
detc - 2010-05-29
When the robot apocalypse finally comes, this thing will be skullfucking us at 300rpm.
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