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Desc:Cinematic + actual game play = Infinite Joy
Category:Video Games, Business
Tags:monk, blizzard, Diablo 3, time sink
Submitted:Pillager
Date:08/23/09
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Comment count is 36
Louis Armstrong - 2009-08-23
If joy=working at this game forever and doing the furry of blows/ rocket palm, then yeah joy it is.

Still I liked the cinematic, do all classes have something like this?
Pillager - 2009-08-24
Um, did you miss the ability to hotkey various offensive & defensive powers in D2?

There was a heck of a lot more than just left clicking.


Pillager - 2009-08-24
Crap, that was a reply to sosage.


Here are a few links;

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/witchdoctor.xml

'Soul Harvest' looks pretty sweet!

Sputum - 2009-08-23
Nerd time!
- Metzen is and has always been a Douchebag and a bad artist
- That cinema looked really bad for Blizzard stuff
- The monk looks like a faggy class for fagbags.
ProfessorChaos - 2009-08-23
Yeah. I always kind of expected Metzen to be a brooding gothopotamus from his art and poetry. Now, having seen him, i must give stars for my shock upon seeing he just looks like a douche bag.

Camonk - 2009-08-23
Leave it to post 2000 blizzard to take a concept like punching demons until they explode and make it look fucking boring as hell.

At least there's still Starcraft 2, one game for the price of three, to look forward to.
sosage - 2009-08-23
Semi-nerd bitch out: I agree. Their cinematics are getting really boring compared to a lot of their earlier stuff. Not just in content, but the visuals are dull as well. It use to be, "Oh. Yeah. Some cliche fantasy bullshit is happening but damn do the models/animations/textures look insane!".

btw: left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, level up! left click, left click, left click...

Camonk - 2009-08-23
Starcraft 2 looks just like starcraft 1 in every single way except resolution. I guess they're pleasing their South Korean fanbase.

Sputum - 2009-08-23
I'm sure SC2 will somehow be worse than the first.

Samisyosam - 2009-08-23
Cinematic: Meh

Actual Gameplay: ok

Actual Gameplay experience: click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
a flaming monkey - 2009-08-23
potion, potion, potion, potion

Desidiosus - 2009-08-23
His shirt is fucking hideous.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-23
I knew some guys who got really pissed with me when I told them that Diablo was a boring click-fest with a stupid ending.

I've lost touch with them.
SharpHawk - 2009-08-23
Never look back.

Hooker - 2009-08-23
That's a really boring monk design. Couldn't they have at least added a little Pai Mei?
yourmother - 2009-08-24
Yes, that's what would make it better, ripping something different off.

Hooker - 2009-08-24
Well, Pai Mei is really an amalgamation of hundreds of Shaw Brothers characters and many other Hong Kong martial arts films.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-23
I love Gauntlet Legends!


namtar - 2009-08-23
The monsters looked cheap.
Binro the Heretic - 2009-08-23
Blizzard: Enabling OCD since 1991
Sick Man - 2009-08-23
I'll play this if it shows up for Xbox.
I'll play as the wizard, with my glorious tits and lasers.
spikestoyiu - 2009-08-23
I didn't know Joey Fatone made videogames.
Baldr - 2009-08-23
Senior VP: Creative Development

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/9/99/Hellscre am2.jpg
SolRo - 2009-08-24
Blizz, only Valve can pull off using game models in trailers. Go ctrl-c a different idea
Tyrathca - 2009-08-24
Seconded.

Udderdude - 2009-08-24
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-08-24
They've gotten really lazy with cinematics, but I still think Diablo 3 will be awesome.

I want to say that Metzen has a disappointing look about him, but really, what the fuck was I expecting?
Pillager - 2009-08-24
Telengard with snazzy graphics.

A formula that work.

Stog - 2009-08-24
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUCKING CLICKING

A MONDAY NIGHT CLICK FEST

CLICK 10,000 TIMES

CLICK 100,000 TIMES

CLICK 1,000,000,000 TIMES

MOUSE1 TURNED INTO POWDER BY THE SHEER FORCE OF ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKING CLICKING

DIABLO III
HankFinch - 2009-08-24
What game are you playing where you don't have to push something?

Pillager - 2009-08-24
Apparently, you have to have telekinesis to play TF2 or L4D...




sosage - 2009-08-24
...and you're asked to move your mouse more than a few pixels at a time, occasionally hit other buttons in combination and sometimes even hold said button down for things to happen. Sometimes you need to do a combination of those wonderful things, while making strategic decisions within a split second.

Diablo 1 and 2 said, "That's too complicated. Everything you ever want to do is going to be done with one left button mouse click. You may not even have to move the damn mouse."

Wanna hit some guy? Left mouse click. Want to hit him again? Keep your pointer on those couple of pixels and click it again. Want to do some spell, better start clicking that left mouse button in that little spot. Wanna kill a group of monsters, that's at least 2,000 left clicks. Oh, now you want to pick up their stuff? You try left mouse click yet?

Stog - 2009-08-24
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INFERIOR

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON SHIT TO GET THINGS DONE

A MOUSE WAS BUILT FOR THAT VERY PURPOSE

YOU SUCK BUDDY YOU SUCK

I WILL CLICK YOU TO DEATH

Iron Xides - 2009-08-24
Everyone in this thread is a scrub; the pros know you've got to right-click to get things done properly.
ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-24
I only play complicated games with complex controls for my complicated, complex brain.

That is the only way I can have fun. :(
memedumpster - 2009-08-24
That guy is exactly how I thought he'd be.

This game is Neverwinter Night's retarded little brother.
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