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Desc:Cinematic + actual game play = Infinite Joy
Category:Video Games, Business
Tags:monk, blizzard, Diablo 3, time sink
Submitted:Pillager
Date:08/23/09
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Comment count is 36
Louis Armstrong
If joy=working at this game forever and doing the furry of blows/ rocket palm, then yeah joy it is.

Still I liked the cinematic, do all classes have something like this?
Pillager
Um, did you miss the ability to hotkey various offensive & defensive powers in D2?

There was a heck of a lot more than just left clicking.


Pillager
Crap, that was a reply to sosage.


Here are a few links;

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/witchdoctor.xml

'Soul Harvest' looks pretty sweet!

Sputum
Nerd time!
- Metzen is and has always been a Douchebag and a bad artist
- That cinema looked really bad for Blizzard stuff
- The monk looks like a faggy class for fagbags.
ProfessorChaos
Yeah. I always kind of expected Metzen to be a brooding gothopotamus from his art and poetry. Now, having seen him, i must give stars for my shock upon seeing he just looks like a douche bag.

Camonk
Leave it to post 2000 blizzard to take a concept like punching demons until they explode and make it look fucking boring as hell.

At least there's still Starcraft 2, one game for the price of three, to look forward to.
sosage
Semi-nerd bitch out: I agree. Their cinematics are getting really boring compared to a lot of their earlier stuff. Not just in content, but the visuals are dull as well. It use to be, "Oh. Yeah. Some cliche fantasy bullshit is happening but damn do the models/animations/textures look insane!".

btw: left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, left click, level up! left click, left click, left click...

Camonk
Starcraft 2 looks just like starcraft 1 in every single way except resolution. I guess they're pleasing their South Korean fanbase.

Sputum
I'm sure SC2 will somehow be worse than the first.

Samisyosam
Cinematic: Meh

Actual Gameplay: ok

Actual Gameplay experience: click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
a flaming monkey
potion, potion, potion, potion

Desidiosus
His shirt is fucking hideous.
Caminante Nocturno
I knew some guys who got really pissed with me when I told them that Diablo was a boring click-fest with a stupid ending.

I've lost touch with them.
SharpHawk
Never look back.

Hooker
That's a really boring monk design. Couldn't they have at least added a little Pai Mei?
yourmother
Yes, that's what would make it better, ripping something different off.

Hooker
Well, Pai Mei is really an amalgamation of hundreds of Shaw Brothers characters and many other Hong Kong martial arts films.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
I love Gauntlet Legends!


namtar
The monsters looked cheap.
Binro the Heretic
Blizzard: Enabling OCD since 1991
Sick Man
I'll play this if it shows up for Xbox.
I'll play as the wizard, with my glorious tits and lasers.
spikestoyiu
I didn't know Joey Fatone made videogames.
Baldr
Senior VP: Creative Development

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/9/99/Hellscre am2.jpg
SolRo
Blizz, only Valve can pull off using game models in trailers. Go ctrl-c a different idea
Tyrathca
Seconded.

Udderdude
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
pressed peanut sweepings
They've gotten really lazy with cinematics, but I still think Diablo 3 will be awesome.

I want to say that Metzen has a disappointing look about him, but really, what the fuck was I expecting?
Pillager
Telengard with snazzy graphics.

A formula that work.

Stog
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUCKING CLICKING

A MONDAY NIGHT CLICK FEST

CLICK 10,000 TIMES

CLICK 100,000 TIMES

CLICK 1,000,000,000 TIMES

MOUSE1 TURNED INTO POWDER BY THE SHEER FORCE OF ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKING CLICKING

DIABLO III
HankFinch
What game are you playing where you don't have to push something?

Pillager
Apparently, you have to have telekinesis to play TF2 or L4D...




sosage
...and you're asked to move your mouse more than a few pixels at a time, occasionally hit other buttons in combination and sometimes even hold said button down for things to happen. Sometimes you need to do a combination of those wonderful things, while making strategic decisions within a split second.

Diablo 1 and 2 said, "That's too complicated. Everything you ever want to do is going to be done with one left button mouse click. You may not even have to move the damn mouse."

Wanna hit some guy? Left mouse click. Want to hit him again? Keep your pointer on those couple of pixels and click it again. Want to do some spell, better start clicking that left mouse button in that little spot. Wanna kill a group of monsters, that's at least 2,000 left clicks. Oh, now you want to pick up their stuff? You try left mouse click yet?

Stog
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INFERIOR

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON SHIT TO GET THINGS DONE

A MOUSE WAS BUILT FOR THAT VERY PURPOSE

YOU SUCK BUDDY YOU SUCK

I WILL CLICK YOU TO DEATH

Iron Xides
Everyone in this thread is a scrub; the pros know you've got to right-click to get things done properly.
ASubmarineSandwich
I only play complicated games with complex controls for my complicated, complex brain.

That is the only way I can have fun. :(
memedumpster
That guy is exactly how I thought he'd be.

This game is Neverwinter Night's retarded little brother.
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