I would've eaten that little bastard anyway.

There's 10 of these things. I'd only seen the peanut one before.

I have the soybean keychain that represents this commercial.

Too much work for not enough bean!

This is how Pythagoras learned the theorem that bears his name.

This is how they get all of their trivia for Jeopardy. Every night, Alex Trebek sits down with a big basket of soybeans, and he listens to the knowledge they impart. Those that tell him facts useful to the show are rewarded with riches beyond any bean's wildest dreams.

The beans that give him useless information are eaten. Every time Alex Trebek goes on the air, his stomach is full of screaming beans.

All the trivia is pretty nasty in these. In every one they decide to give up eating, or quit work that day. I'm not sure if it's the shock of finding a new life form from food or the shock or disgust of the weird trivia. Here are some winners:

A flamingo's mother's milk is red. (thanks, just what I wanted to know before I eat lunch)
A hippo's sweat is pink. (Oh yeah, that helps my appetite)
A squid has 3 hearts. (I didn't really need to know that)

Plus the one in this video, which takes the cake.

This happens every time I eat edamame with a hangover.

That poor man had been saving up to get a kangaroo so he could sleep in its pouch. It was his lifelong dream. That bean has ruined his life.

It's the poor thing's only defense mechanism.

Trivia is a self-preservation tactic of the bean.

was it Tales From The Crypt where a guys signs onto some experimental weight loss drug and starts seeing talking faces in his food?

Was that bean being rubbed off by a middle-aged Japanese businessman?

See, that's why you're supposed to eat snow peas pod and all.