GlennFinito 
It's like he's reading from the fan fic Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
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Sean Robinson
His Myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/mojazzorch
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voodoo_pork
Man, I feel Christ's love just oozing out of him.
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ASubmarineSandwich
I swear, at times I think he accidentally copied and pasted entire paragraphs of a spam email I received a few weeks ago.
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Vestigial Johnson
I didn't understand what he meant by litter being found on the ground and then he said 'or human constructed ground surface.' All better!
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kingofthenothing
I'm digging this new evil Dan Akroyd character.
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phalsebob
What wrong his grammar? Can't he use definite articles? Maybe he knight of NI.
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lucienpsinger
This guys is nuts, but that Heavenly Father Almighty God in Name God's Son Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah dude sounds pretty chill.
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Space Helicopter
Our universe is four-sided cubiverse! You are educated evil and stupid! Rock lobster!
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UmbilicalFiend
yep, Livonia.
I guess it's no longer THE whitest city in metro detroit, but well...
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Ghoul
As a Michigander, I must say that Glenn Moon represents the Livonia mindset pretty well. Also, needs and "ACTING!" tag.
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mashedtater i dont give two shits what he wants to do to city employees as long as he doesnt try to stop selling liquor on sunday. how the hell are we good folks from northern indiana supposed to get hooch on the lord's day of rest?
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Baby Finster
He looks like a Dan Clowes character.
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Comeuppance
Earlier version:
"Hello, fellow American
This, you should vote me! I leave power!
good
thank you
thank you
If you vote me, I'm hot.
Taxes! They'll be lower!
Sun.
The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do."
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Camonk
Oooo! He card read good!
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KnowFuture
This man stands no chance. If he had a name like Stazshnislawcz Wyrzcniczyconski he could talk all the crazy he wanted and still manage to sway a decent handful of Livonian votes.
...lotta Polish folks in Livonia, is all.
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phydeaux
Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps All-One! ALL-ONE-OR-NONE!
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eatenmyeyes Leave Bronner out of this. He's a cool guy.
The video reminded me of this guy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller
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Caminante Nocturno
I believe that someone wrote a speech for him, but he ignored or replaced all of the words he didn't understand.
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Lauritz Melchior
"JeZUSS Christ!"
"Let's GO Livonia!"
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