It's like he's reading from the fan fic Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

His Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/mojazzorch

Man, I feel Christ's love just oozing out of him.

I swear, at times I think he accidentally copied and pasted entire paragraphs of a spam email I received a few weeks ago.

I didn't understand what he meant by litter being found on the ground and then he said 'or human constructed ground surface.' All better!

I'm digging this new evil Dan Akroyd character.

What wrong his grammar? Can't he use definite articles? Maybe he knight of NI.

This guys is nuts, but that Heavenly Father Almighty God in Name God's Son Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah dude sounds pretty chill.

Our universe is four-sided cubiverse! You are educated evil and stupid! Rock lobster!

yep, Livonia.

I guess it's no longer THE whitest city in metro detroit, but well...

As a Michigander, I must say that Glenn Moon represents the Livonia mindset pretty well. Also, needs and "ACTING!" tag.

He looks like a Dan Clowes character.

Earlier version:

"Hello, fellow American
This, you should vote me! I leave power!

good
thank you
thank you
If you vote me, I'm hot.
Taxes! They'll be lower!
Sun.
The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do."

Oooo! He card read good!

This man stands no chance. If he had a name like Stazshnislawcz Wyrzcniczyconski he could talk all the crazy he wanted and still manage to sway a decent handful of Livonian votes.










...lotta Polish folks in Livonia, is all.

Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps All-One! ALL-ONE-OR-NONE!

I believe that someone wrote a speech for him, but he ignored or replaced all of the words he didn't understand.

"JeZUSS Christ!"

"Let's GO Livonia!"