phalsebob 
Is she even a real judge?
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dododge From what I've seen, another way to win on JJ is to let it slip that the other party is a deadbeat dad. After years of dealing with those guys in family court If she gets even a whiff of someone not paying child support it's game over, even if that's not what the case is about.
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Gayperson
what do i do for a living, you ask? oh, just everything, everywhere. no big deal.
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Jack Dalton
He obviously needed more encouragement to be a totally oblivious stoner.
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Crucifried
Judge, I gotta go do something everywhere because I got paperwork that needs to smoke a jay.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
*DING DONG* *DING DONG*
I might have some paperwork... that you can read.
To be fair, he was being pretty straight. What the hell did she need his social security information for? Why is she checking his tax return?
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futurebot
That last line lifts this clip from good to great.
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Comeuppance
2:13
Victory sip.
-1 for audio and visual problems.
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THA SUGAH RAIN 2:11, victory nod. "yup, she cant communicate with me, case closed"
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Senator_Unger
5 stars for "Allegedly drunk in court."
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Camonk
The same trick works for not hating yourself if you watch Judge Judy.
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Meerkat OOOOH LITTLE LORD FONTLEROY TOO GOOD TO WATCH JUDGE JUDY OOOOH LET ME FETCH YOU SOME DIJON MUSTARD MY GOOD FELLOW OOOOH
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pastorofmuppets judge judy causes extreme self-loathing, it's been scientifically proven
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Camonk Die hard Judge Mathis fan, here. Judge Mathis 4EVA
Some dijon mustard would be tight, though.
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mashedtater Judge Mathis Camonk?
Judge Mathis?
He thinks everyone is high! Everyone is high and a liar! Judge Milian is so much better, and cuter to boot.
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Sean Robinson
He leaves court with a glass in his hand.
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fluffy
Is the "unable to defend himself" defense really valid in civil court? I always thought that was just for criminal court.
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THA SUGAH RAIN No. Youd be found in contempt of court and sent to jail.
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