Are there spare Seinfeld sets just lying around? I want one.

These are the same guys who did a XXX 30 Rock parody which, if nothing else, completely nailed Tracy Jordan. "This gold chain... used to belong to DRACULA."

porn shop nazi

Maybe Newman WILL finally get Elaine

London Keys? Niiiice.

Also, Seinfeld is a good show mr "too-cool" guy.

They put an awful lot of effort into acting and production for something that people are just going to jerk it to. I suppose you have to admire that kind of dedication.

I could easily see easy orgasms girl being a real Seinfeld plot line.

Ashlynn Brooke: YUMMY!

Wait, I thought the porn version was called "Seinfelt." Also, Newman was pretty close.

ground zero!

Wow, that's brutal.

Seinfeld had it's moments, but it wasn't remotely sexy. I shudder to think what a Matlock porn parody would be like.

Ehh, the only one of these that really does much for me is the Cosby on because the Cosby impersonation is so good. But frankly, since I found out the Cosby impersonator doesn't do any sex scenes I kind of lost interest in seeing that one, even.

I want to see a XXX House now

Gianna Michaels on niche marketing: "Well, this is the time, because here is the reality check: Everyone is going to get free porn. And if people are going to get porn fuckin� everywhere, you�ve got to give them something special. You build a website, get a more personal experience, give the consumer an extra something, something personalized, some incentive that gets them to follow you and care what happens to you. And some people will be able to do this, and some won�t, and I guess we�ll just see in a few years who�s fuckin� still standing."
- from DOB's "Proof That Porn Stars Are Smarter Than Most TV Executives" on Cracked.com

The future of post-gonzo porn? This. This video here.

This really exists. Oh god, porn industry, really? What? What ever happened to Ass Pounders 2010?

My first girlfriend really was orgasmic girl. No, I'm not kidding. And I don't wish I was, either, it was great.