Fine Camonk, because you keep harping it, I made frantic action feeling a tag. Though I would argue Sam defies your labels. And by defy I mean he'd jam a rocket launcher up your ass and shoot you into the sun.
I really hope they did improve the taste. I think licking the data off of the hard drive rather than the CD tastes a lot better and more magnet-y than a standard old CD.
Between this and Wet, I think gaming commercials are entering a new renaissance. Not since the Legend of Zelda rap have we been blessed with this level of splendor.