for anyone who hasn't seen it, its worth a look. it's one of those houses where every square inch is literally covered in clutter and garbage.
I've felt sympathy for him for a while. He is truly clueless. He will never learn that yelling at trolls (indeed, full on tard rage) will just make them lol harder.
So his parents ARE getting word about what he's posting online.
That makes it worse.
Send his father a map of their house, carefully annotated with all the places Chris has been masturbating / wearing women's underwear / showering / drinking semen / fucking blowup dolls, etc etc.
Bonus points if it's done in the style of an 18th century cartographer
He has magic makes-glasses-appear powers! A truly remarkable fellow.
Thank Vishnu... I'm looking forward to the techno remix of this video with great anticipation.
(The "NOW-NOW-NOW!" can be sampled to no end.)
you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, chris.
that makes me puke in my mouth a little thinking about it.
... seriously, he could be one of those "OUR PRICES ARE INSAAAAAAAAAANE!" style salesmen if he put his mind to it.
Imagine him and the flea market montgomery guy
When I watched this video this morning, it make me realize a huge omission in the world of the internet: there are no GoogleEarth shots from the street of his house. Zero.
:05 = YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Someone get on this.
Chet, I need you to remove our upload of the Chris-chan's house video.
Like right now. I really don't want to be sued.
I like how he doesn't even bother with the 5-6 minutes of sad rationalizations for his actions. Just goes right for the tardgasm.
|Louis Armstrong |
Good Fuckin' God.
Fuck this guy, he looks perfectly functional to me, just make him get some easy job that can make him go outside more.
He gets 0 from Social Security Disability every month, which is why he doesn't bother to get a job.
"yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com" -Chris-Chan
Unedited version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw
Burnt down now... sucks really.
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