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The Happy Chop
Desc:Vince Offer and Gabe from Penny Arcade had a baby. A flamingly gay baby.
Category:Accidents & Explosions
Tags:fat, gay, Bald, SO MUCH BLOOD, happy chop
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:08/31/09
Views:5352
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Comment count is 23
Comeuppance - 2009-08-31

We're gonna love his nuts.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-31

Are they making fun of Vince?

Is that it?


augias - 2009-08-31

or even a big one *throws hands in the air*


cognitivedissonance - 2009-08-31

Gabe is the skinny one. You're thinking of Tycho.


bac - 2009-08-31

I was sure you were wrong. But, yeah Tycho is the chubbly one.


StanleyPain - 2009-08-31

Oh yeah, it's the super-gay guy from Daily Show whose name I cannot remember. He used to be pretty funny. Him hocking a chop device is kind of depressing, though.


Camonk - 2009-08-31

I thought that was him. That was long ago in this guy's performance career.


Tripitaka - 2009-08-31

Frank DiCaro. He did the movie reviews.


simon666 - 2009-08-31

CARBON STEEL BLADES!


kingofthenothing - 2009-08-31

I don't know why, but "can I say hard cheese on television?" made me smirk.


fluffy - 2009-08-31

He certainly seems slap-happy.


Sputum - 2009-08-31

Yeah, that's what will sell your useless crap. Fat, bald guys making sexual innuendos.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-31

SOLD! I'LL TAKE THE CHOPPY-DEVICE TOO~~!


mouser - 2009-09-01

At least we don't expect this one to slap chop a prostitute.


pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-08-31

Why would Andrew Zimmern agree to do this?


kingofthenothing - 2009-11-07

"Check out the new Bizarre Chop. The bizarre thing is, it doesn't actually do any chopping. What it does do is give your food a sense of authenticity while making your guests uncomfortable at the same time."


phalsebob - 2009-08-31

It's easy and it's cheap. Like ME!

Fat, bald, gay guy is way better than Vince.


MongoMcMichael - 2009-08-31

I fully endorse the idea of exuberant, catty pitchmen as opposed to the ALL CAPS type, if only for the inevitable sex and drug scandals.

Given Billy Mays' death from cocaine use and Vince's liberal use of prostitutes and violence, I think something special is about to happen.


kelpfoot - 2009-09-01

He said "chic," not "cheap."


pastorofmuppets - 2009-09-01

we still have the "big fruit" joke though.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-31

The last guy that tried to sell the same products as Vince died mysteriously and was buried in an Oxiclean shirt.

Just saying.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-31

I can't believe people make money on these. It does not have a single advantage over a knife.


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-09-01

"It's easy and it's cheap. Like ME!"

No shit. I'd buy ice in Antarctica from this guy just for that.


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