I have never been more proud at tipping the scales than I am with this video.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Somehow Chris's dad is awesome.
This has become....something.....
He gets really agitated and stressed out. Any wagers as to whether or not he crapped his briefs?
|Louis Armstrong |
I like how he uses the remote to start broadcast again.
Also, old man clean your fucking house. I had total admiration for you when you started yelling, but if you are concerned about the health department, throw out your old tymie newspapers and crap.
Five for bewilderment.
You loaded them up there you unload em.
Internet, big truck, etc.
His step-dad's ignorance of what is going on and how the Internet works is adorable.
That's no step-dad; BIOLOGICAL father, who's in his 80's
Why did he send this version to one of his friends? I will never know
YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER CHRIS!
I've weighed the ethical considerations of the whole Chris Chan saga and I've concluded that Chris' suffering is justified by the lols he gives the world.
Hey everyone! Look!
The kid we're torturing has a family.
Yes, because a stupid person uploading continuous videos of themselves on the internet despite the consequences they should be intimately familiar with by now is totally being "tortured."
You're right. Without the cognitive ability to recognize that you're being degraded for the pleasure of others, I suppose you feel no pain. No pain = no torture, right? So we shouldn't hold ourselves up to any sort of moral standard when the repercussions of our actions are not immediate, right?
There isn't a dilemma here. This is a monochromatic poster hanging in a kindergarten of a mouse and a cat shaking hands with BE NICE emblazoned underneath it.
Cockument: Chandler is scum, he's a parasite, and all his pain is self inflicted. We all deserve to laugh at him.
Even if it is torture I believe the CIA should use torture and have no moral qualms against trolling CWC.
Everytime you pun my name, Cena, you pun on dicks. I'm not insulted, I'm just saying. Also: how's the big reveal video coming along? I'd love to see who you actually are beneath that mask. :)
In retrospect though, posting all that moral quandary stuff was stupid. This really isn't the forum for it; different people, different tastes. My apologies.
I hate myself for watching these videos, but can't look away. I don't think looking at a train wreck makes you a bad person. Besides, unless we have some members of 4-chan here, it's not like we are the ones putting the penny on the tracks.
Besides, I'm still on the fence about him being real or the greatest troll that ever lived. This conversation seemed pretty cartoony to me.
Document, i see your point, but everytime you think "awww poor chris" just remember: He's getting $750 monthly for nothing, money he could spend on a number of productive things. Yet he wants to use it to keep his internet circus going.
I know what you mean Aelric. If I hadn't seen so much evidence to the contrary, I'd be doubting the validity of this video. It is just too perfect, the way his dad barges in, the huge amount of exposition in what he says, and Chris' meek but high-pitched reaction.
I also love how Chris takes out his frustration against his dad on his PS3.
Who's torturing? I've never even talked to the guy. All I'm doing is watching these videos and going "Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck?"
You must be new to POE, cataloging and laughing at internet people is what this website was founded on.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Every one of these videos is like peeking inside a personalized, very expensive mental asylum.
that man that did the puppet video about god needs to do a chris chan video.
Looks like Bob should've followed through with his original threat of cuttin' it [Chris's internet] down.
Oh... my... godbear...
See, here's the thing. I don't think even the meanest shitheel Anon-type would actually call the health department on them, 'cause that would mean the fun would go away.
Best case scenario, someone sends these clips to that A&E show that profiles compulsive hoarders.
I'm thinking the opposite. Some poor sap at the health department will come to work Monday morning and see tons of emails about the Chandler family, all because Bob said stuff about the Health Department on the video.
So every time there is a jump cut in one of these videos, he's getting yelled at by his dad?
Also: from this point on, The Internet shall be called The Damn Internet.
I can't believe he watched this afterwards and thought, "Yeah, that's good to post."
Considering all the other stuff he's posted over the years, it's really not that surprising.
5 stars alone for the preload image. More for the pouty face at :33 and "shut that goddamn thing off."
|Freeman Gordon |
A new chapter dawns on the horizon, I can sense it.
|pot kettle black |
so how was he supposed to have leaked this this time?
Apparently this one was uploaded somewhere (maybe automatically on an online Playstation network?) and a "friend" of his downloaded it. The friend than uploaded it in anger onto YouTube for a brief period, during which the creator of the Sonichu Audiobooks (worth watching) saw it and downloaded it.
|Fur is Murder |
If the guy who does Mickey Mouse's voice dies, they have an easy replacement right here.
Chris-Chan dies for all our geeky, geeky sins.
I like how dad's reaction is to guilt his autistic son, rather than lift a finger to clean his shithole house.
i think that is the basic theory of parenting he takes in general and what lead to chris chan.
I am working on a youtube video to tell everybody to get the youtube videos telling everybody to get the youtube videos I posted off the internet
It's about time.
|Dr Dim |
On the one hand you have an elderly couple, struggling to cope with a child who will never grow up and a hostile world they don't understand.
On the other hand, this is hilarious.
Is this that MTV show The Real World?
his dad doesn't knock first
He stuck a knife right in their back. Stuck it right in there.
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