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Desc:WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP AND WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN
Category:Advertisements
Tags:Mayonnaise, condiments, edginess, miracle whip, EXTREMONAISE
Submitted:Redlof
Date:08/31/09
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Comment count is 49
snothouse
Words are failing me. Pure, tangy marketing evil.
phalsebob
I admit they must do something to change their image. I associate it with old ladies on pensions and carrot topped trailer park denizens.

The Townleybomb
EXTREMONAISE
GlennFinito
^Made as tag please

chumbucket
which would jesus use?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Jesus would use hummus, fool! And then he would BRING IT.

Stog
So is this commercial an attempt to convince people never to buy Miracle Whip?

Because I think it's working.
Wombles
Whatever old man, im not going to turn it down, not EVER

StanleyPain
This ain't your daddy's mayo.
TimbolinoBilchard
Miracle Whip isn't even mayo in the first place.

StanleyPain
EXACTLY!!

pastorofmuppets
It's mayo. It's no less mayo than canola mayo, anyway. It just has worcestershire sauce in it. (shudder)

Jeff Fries
Whipsters
Operation Cornflakes
These are for you

pineapplejuicer
^bandwagoning

Aelric
Oddly, Mayo is the unique one in this set of hipster clones. I've go say hi and get drunk while talking about Dostoevsky with Mayo.

I'm pretty Mayo, aren't I?
hornung
they should get professional basketball player "OJ Mayo" to change his name to "OJ Miracle Whip", and then have him put that info on his twitter.
that is the only way to reach the youth market nowadays.
Doctor Arcane
I dunno, it made me want to eat a burger and bang a hipster chick.
revdrew
No paycheck is large enough to ever wash away the shame of being in this commercial.
Vaidency
American food is so damned boring we think a slightly different take on mayonaise is bold.
BHWW
If this were produced in 1996, you'd have scruffy extreme sports-enthusiast looking types doing stuff like eating a sandwich while rollerblading off a ramp or something.
Robin Kestrel
Miracle Whip is vile... a disgusting fauxmayo with sugars and HFCS.
augias
PoeTV ought to make a themed week dedicated to that narrator / voice actor. Truly the voice of Madison Av.
Camonk
Yeah suck it mayo-dude! We've got a kiddie pool on the ROOF! Stop trying to narc on our fun, mayo!
mashedtater
i like miracle whip way better than mayo, but jesus christ. you should know by the age of five which you prefer. its not like after seeing this commercial, some die hard mayo fan will go," you know, that stuff i put on my bread that looks like jizz, well you know maybe this other stuff that also looks like jizz will be better..for my image."

at best, it will remind you that you need to go the walmart again and you hate everything.



UmbilicalFiend
wow mom! It's like you used mustard and mayonnaise from two separate jars!
Big Muddy
Goodbye daddy, I'm dying.

phalsebob
So they are using the Pepsi advertising format as well as Pepsi's style (cheap, fake, and sugary as all fuck).
Xenocide
"HEY YOU KIDS! TURN THAT SANDWICH TOPPING DOWN!"

"Screw you, old man! Hip hop facebook skateboarding rules!"
StanleyPain
I'm gonna totally TWEET ABOUT MY WHIP!

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
Rockin' guitar solo all blowing the old man through a brick wall

BillFisto
ENTICING MIRACLE WHIP DANCE!
pastorofmuppets
They made a social networking app too. I really want to believe that this was the result of an ad agency that got a lot of money thrown at them to do something 'edgy' and they decided that since the concept was already flawed they'd just turn the campaign into a giant drill to Hades.
pastorofmuppets
see here: http://www.facebook.com/miraclewhip?v=app_7146470109

The Townleybomb
ZINGR BETA

Caminante Nocturno
The only thing this ad is missing is an old authority figure scowling in frustration.
twinkieafternoon
It has Mayo-fan at :20 just sitting there, not moving, totally not doing irreverent fun stuff likes splitting burgers, jumping in a kiddie pool, and taking crazy pictures while pretending to laugh about everything.

And you know what? I like him better than the other losers. He has his dignity. And lemonade.

pastorofmuppets
call him celph-satisfyde

pastorofmuppets
Hey guys, summer's here and I'm psyched. You know what that means...SUMMER JOBS!
twinkieafternoon
You're dad's car doesn't MAGICALLY fill itself up, you know.

IrishWhiskey
Hey, remember when the Beatles killed 6 million Jews?

glasseye
So evil.
dead_cat
This is a joke, right? Miracle Whip is even blander than mayonnaise.
JimL2
God dammit I love fucking mayonnaise so much
zatojones
square

Hooper_X
MIRACLE WHIP SAYS FUCK THE CORPORATE MAN WE ARE DOING OUR OWN THING MAYONNAISE CAN EAT A FUCKIN' DICK EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MADE IN THE SAME GODDAMNED FACTORY AND OWNED BY THE SAME GODDAMNED FACELESS MULTINATIONAL CONGLOMERATE!

This is the condiment equivalent of Rage Against the Machine.
Big Muddy
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252726/octo ber-15-2009/the-mayo-lution-will-not-be-televised

If this isn't posted already forget I'm too lazy right now.
numb
miracle whip is grody to the max
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