snothouse 
Words are failing me. Pure, tangy marketing evil.
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phalsebob I admit they must do something to change their image. I associate it with old ladies on pensions and carrot topped trailer park denizens.
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The Townleybomb
EXTREMONAISE
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chumbucket
which would jesus use?
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Stog
So is this commercial an attempt to convince people never to buy Miracle Whip?
Because I think it's working.
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StanleyPain
This ain't your daddy's mayo.
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pastorofmuppets It's mayo. It's no less mayo than canola mayo, anyway. It just has worcestershire sauce in it. (shudder)
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Jeff Fries
Whipsters
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Aelric
Oddly, Mayo is the unique one in this set of hipster clones. I've go say hi and get drunk while talking about Dostoevsky with Mayo.
I'm pretty Mayo, aren't I?
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hornung
they should get professional basketball player "OJ Mayo" to change his name to "OJ Miracle Whip", and then have him put that info on his twitter.
that is the only way to reach the youth market nowadays.
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Doctor Arcane
I dunno, it made me want to eat a burger and bang a hipster chick.
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revdrew
No paycheck is large enough to ever wash away the shame of being in this commercial.
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Vaidency
American food is so damned boring we think a slightly different take on mayonaise is bold.
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BHWW
If this were produced in 1996, you'd have scruffy extreme sports-enthusiast looking types doing stuff like eating a sandwich while rollerblading off a ramp or something.
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Robin Kestrel
Miracle Whip is vile... a disgusting fauxmayo with sugars and HFCS.
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augias
PoeTV ought to make a themed week dedicated to that narrator / voice actor. Truly the voice of Madison Av.
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Camonk
Yeah suck it mayo-dude! We've got a kiddie pool on the ROOF! Stop trying to narc on our fun, mayo!
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mashedtater
i like miracle whip way better than mayo, but jesus christ. you should know by the age of five which you prefer. its not like after seeing this commercial, some die hard mayo fan will go," you know, that stuff i put on my bread that looks like jizz, well you know maybe this other stuff that also looks like jizz will be better..for my image."
at best, it will remind you that you need to go the walmart again and you hate everything.
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UmbilicalFiend
wow mom! It's like you used mustard and mayonnaise from two separate jars!
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phalsebob
So they are using the Pepsi advertising format as well as Pepsi's style (cheap, fake, and sugary as all fuck).
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Xenocide
"HEY YOU KIDS! TURN THAT SANDWICH TOPPING DOWN!"
"Screw you, old man! Hip hop facebook skateboarding rules!"
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BillFisto
ENTICING MIRACLE WHIP DANCE!
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pastorofmuppets
They made a social networking app too. I really want to believe that this was the result of an ad agency that got a lot of money thrown at them to do something 'edgy' and they decided that since the concept was already flawed they'd just turn the campaign into a giant drill to Hades.
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pastorofmuppets see here: http://www.facebook.com/miraclewhip?v=app_7146470109
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Caminante Nocturno
The only thing this ad is missing is an old authority figure scowling in frustration.
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pastorofmuppets
Hey guys, summer's here and I'm psyched. You know what that means...SUMMER JOBS!
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glasseye
So evil.
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dead_cat
This is a joke, right? Miracle Whip is even blander than mayonnaise.
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JimL2
God dammit I love fucking mayonnaise so much
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Hooper_X
MIRACLE WHIP SAYS FUCK THE CORPORATE MAN WE ARE DOING OUR OWN THING MAYONNAISE CAN EAT A FUCKIN' DICK EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MADE IN THE SAME GODDAMNED FACTORY AND OWNED BY THE SAME GODDAMNED FACELESS MULTINATIONAL CONGLOMERATE!
This is the condiment equivalent of Rage Against the Machine.
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Big Muddy
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252726/octo ber-15-2009/the-mayo-lution-will-not-be-televised
If this isn't posted already forget I'm too lazy right now.
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numb
miracle whip is grody to the max
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